National Masturbation Month Roundup
Because one-handed reading never gets old

May was National Masturbation Month, and boy is my hand tired!
Actually they both are.
From typing, that is. I wrote a lot of fun stories last month about all things masturbation, so of course, I wanted to put together a roundup in case you missed anything.
20 Quotes About Masturbation
What are people saying about masturbation? Check out these quotes to find out.
First Time Fail: A Masturbation Misunderstanding
This article details my disastrous first attempt at masturbation.
The Show (Erotic Story Excerpt)
This is an excerpt from a story about a man who expertly does what many men dream of — autofellatio.
Quickie: The Sex Toy Secret
Do you keep your sex toys a secret from your partner? According to research, there’s a good chance you do.
Quickie: How Do People Feel After Masturbating?
This study reveals the emotions people commonly experience after masturbation.
The Sex Context: The Big O-nnouncement
She got her first sex toy, and she’s ready to announce to the world how much she enjoyed it.
15 More Quotes About Masturbation
You can never have too many quotes about masturbation.
The Joy of Procrasturbation
This is what happens when procrastination meets masturbation.
Stroking (Erotic Story Excerpt)
In this story excerpt, a massage therapist gives her favorite client a little something extra.
The Sex Context: The Horny Hula
She asked for an adult toy. She got this instead.
9 Reasons to Try Mutual Masturbation
Have you ever thought about trying mutual masturbation with your partner? Here are nine reasons why you should.
5 Masturbation Beliefs That Can Wreck Your Sex Life
Some beliefs about masturbation can be detrimental to your relationship with your partner and with yourself.
Of Horniness and Highlighters: A Workplace Masturbation Story
This story describes solo sex in the workplace.
National Masturbation Month Revisited
National Masturbation Month began back in the nineties, but have our views about masturbation progressed since then?
Even before last month, I had a slew of masturbation related articles under my belt. Here is the lineup.
The History of National Masturbation Month
In this article, I speak to sexologist Dr. Carol Queen about why she founded National Masturbation Month.
A Stroke of Success: A Look at San Francisco’s Masturbate-a-Thon
This article discusses what San Francisco’s Masturbate-a-Thon was like.
Diddle Till You Drop: What It’s Like to Participate in a Masturbate-a-Thon
I spoke to some Masturbate-a-Thon participants who shared their experiences.
To the Morning Commute Train Masturbator
He thought a crowded commuter train in the morning was a great place to start touching himself.
Here Cums the Judge: A Jurist, a Penis Pump, and a Whole Lot of Legal Trouble
This article discusses how Oklahoma judge Donald D. Thompson’s obsession with public masturbation ended his legal career.
Got Zoom Dick? Try This!
This is my satirical response to Jeffrey Toobin getting fired from The New Yorker for masturbating on a work Zoom call.
Your Best Present Ever
In this article, I describe the excitement of getting my first sex toy.
Should You Use Condoms With Sex Toys?
This article discusses the importance of using condoms with sex toys in some situations.
Quickie: How Often Do People Clean Their Sex Toys?
Research shows people are not cleaning their sex toys as often as they should.
Watching (Erotic Story Excerpt)
He likes to masturbate in front of her and she likes to watch.
By Misadventure (Erotic Story Excerpt)
A stranger on the phone wants her to masturbate in public places and she wants to make him happy.
Running Hot and Cold (Erotic Story Excerpt)
Another story of workplace masturbation.





