avatarKiki Wellington

Summary

The webpage features a collection of 15 quotes about masturbation from various public figures, authors, and sex educators, emphasizing different perspectives on self-pleasure.

Abstract

The article titled "15 More Quotes About Masturbation" presents a series of quotes that explore the theme of self-pleasure from humorous, philosophical, and practical standpoints. It is published in the context of National Masturbation Month and aims to further the conversation about the solo sexual activity that is widely practiced but often shrouded in shame or embarrassment. The quotes range from witty one-liners to more profound reflections on the nature of self-love and sexuality, contributed by individuals such as Truman Capote, George Carlin, Sigmund Freud, and Betty Dodson. The piece also includes links to further reading on the subject, inviting readers to delve deeper into the topic and consider masturbation as a natural and healthy aspect of human sexuality.

Opinions

  • Truman Capote implies that masturbation is a convenient form of sexual expression that doesn't require the social rituals of dressing up.
  • George Carlin humorously suggests that the human body is designed for self-pleasure, as evidenced by the length of our arms.
  • Sigmund Freud emphasizes the importance of skill and lack of shame in the act of masturbation.
  • Joycelyn Elders points out the widespread practice of masturbation among adults, while also highlighting the social stigma that leads some to deny their behavior.
  • Anna Bayes touches on the comparison between partnered sex and the satisfaction derived from sex toys, particularly vibrators.
  • Mokokoma Mokhonoana philosophically mus

15 More Quotes About Masturbation

Because talking about self-service never gets old

Photo by 4zeva on DepositPhotos

National Masturbation Month is about halfway over and I’ve been talking about self-service quite a lot — but there’s always more to say. Here are 15 more quotes about masturbation for your one-handed reading pleasure.

1. “The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.” -Truman Capote

2. “If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.” -George Carlin

3. “The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.” -Sigmund Freud

4. “We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.” -Joycelyn Elders

5. “I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.” -Anna Bayes

6. “Reality is in the hand of the masturbator.” -Mokokoma Mokhonoana

7. “Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.” -Robert Anton Wilson

8. “My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.” -Aleksandra Ninkovic

9. “No one masturbates to a blank screen.” -Marty Rubin

10. “One of my specialties is insane masturbators.” -Steven Magee

11. “In masturbation there is nothing but loss.” -D.H. Lawrence

12. “Masturbation is a meditation on self-love. So many of us are afflicted with self-loathing, bad body images, shame about our body functions, and confusion about sex and pleasure, I recommend an intense love affair with yourself.” -Betty Dodson

13. “Drawing and masturbation were the first sacred experiences I remember.” -Carolee Schneemann

14. “Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.” -Karl Kraus

15. “Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they’re easier to hold with one hand.” -Robert Clark

More from Kiki Wellington:

Do you love quotes? Then check out my publication, I quote, therefore I am., for quotes about a variety of topics.

Quotations
Sexuality
Holidays
Masturbation
Quickies
Recommended from ReadMedium
avatarMichelle Teheux
We Could Learn a Lot About Sex From the Dutch

My Dutch relative’s views shocked me, but I immediately realized she was right

6 min read
avatarJennifer Hartmann
The Question That Ended My Marriage

In a rare moment of vulnerability, I asked my husband this question, and knew I’d just empowered us to divorce.

6 min read
avatarMeghan Madness
15 Quick Facts About The Bible — The Evidence Of Truth

Stop being biased and use your brain

5 min read
avatarSamanta Writes
12 Signs of a Highly Unintelligent Person According to Science

3. Nodding Your Head

5 min read
avatarLevi Borba
7 Countries Expats Are Fleeing Like the Plague

(And Where They’re Going)

9 min read
avatarMel
The Five Reasons Women Don’t Have Sex With Their Husbands

They All Have One Thing In Common

5 min read