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Coronavirus Madness

Fear’, and, ‘panic’, are words that constantly appear in reporting of Coronavirus.

Apparently, it is fear that is driving people to panic buy toilet-rolls

Well yes… but last time I looked Wuhan was entering the 46th day of quarantine. According to original party directive to the virus, the factories were meant to reopen a week ago, and the schools return to class tomorrow. Either the coronavirus isn’t a good comrade, or the twenty seven loo-rolls the missus bought two weeks ago (just in case) might just make us millionaires.

Let’s be honest, part of this whole saga is a psy-op.

If coronavirus was real (as conspiracy theorists claim), the World Health Organization wouldn’t be actively colluding with tech companies to suppress information… (btw much of what WHO calls fake news, turns out to be true).

Psy-op or not… and whether or not the cure really is drinking children’s blood… it is interesting to see what people are buying… flour, checkspaghetti, checkmake up remover pads…. yes… it’s something to do with the alcohol content

Clearly the people falling for the hoax are odd-bods, social misfits, the type who grow herbs in window-boxes and probably knit. Why I doubt they ever listen to their more knowing neighbours who think it all a waste of timehaving lived through the Ebola outbreak in Africa, the SARs outbreak in where-ever was, and that other made up disease they saw on the news.

It’s pure selfishness by these weirdos, with their fear and panic-buying, and it’s the reason sensible people (who put their faith in doctors, politicians and various experts) can’t get hand-gel, or three minute chicken noodles, and have to make do with Vegan bleach and butter made out of wasps.

It’s not fairit’s wrong… and it has to stop.

Don’t these horders know that the world relies on just in time deliveries, from the cheapest source of labour, to function properly.

But don’t worry

It’s only flu

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Previous posts

March

March 1st — Coronavirus Comes to Town

March 2nd — Coronavirus by Numbers

March 3rd — Coronavirus Bombshell

March 4th — Coronavirus Hoax

March 5th — Coronavirus Like AIDS (Sort Of Like)

March 6th — Coronavirus: Is it Time to Kill Dogs?

March 7th — Coronavirus: Under 40’s Most At Risk

February

Feb 3rd — Coronavirus May Be Serious

Feb 4th — Coronavirus Spreading, But Rumours Contained

Feb 5th — Report Says Thousands Killed By Coronavirus in China

Feb 6th — Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories

Feb 7th — Coronavirus Misinformation

Feb 8th — Coronavirus ‘Self Isolates’ China

Feb 9th — China Comes Clean on Coronavirus

Feb 10th — Britain Braces for Coronavirus

Feb 11th — Coronavirus: Chinese Market News

Feb 12th — Coronavirus Relaunches As COVID19

Feb 13th — Coronavirus Figures Explained

Feb 14th — Coronavirus Phoney War

Feb 15th — Coronavirus And AIDS

Feb 16th — Creating the Coronavirus

Feb 17th — Coronavirus Kamikaze

Feb 18th — Coronavirus Conundrum

Feb 19th — China Coronavirus Crisis

Feb 20th — Debunking Coronavirus Conspiracies

Feb 21st — Coronavirus Goes on Tour

Feb 22nd — Coronavirus Grimoire

Feb 23rd — Coronavirus Cannibals

Feb 24th — Coronavirus Facts

Feb 25th — Matt Hancock’s Coronavirus Chaos

Feb 26th — Will Coronavirus be Donald Trump’s Waterloo

Feb 27th — ‘HIV-like’ Coronavirus Found

Feb 28th — The Politics of Coronavirus

Feb 29th — Coronavirus Hits France

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