avatarjeremy young

Free AI web copilot to create summaries, insights and extended knowledge, download it at here

4975

Abstract

t tell the deluded dwellers of Dimension B, as they desperately seek some way to make <a href="https://twitter.com/IndoPac_Info/status/1234890199403905024">themselves relevant</a>: having spent the first month of the the <a href="https://twitter.com/Hannahjbaker/status/1234816027541807105">Coronavirus saga</a> telling anyone who would listen, to <a href="https://twitter.com/IMPraveenDalal/status/1234815982272565248"><i>lick a Chinaman</i></a> to <a href="https://twitter.com/BBCBenThompson/status/1234815874814611457">prove you aren’t racist</a>, and that all talk of <a href="https://twitter.com/businesslive/status/1234815032929718272">Coronavirus</a> was a <a href="https://twitter.com/rafsanchez/status/1234814897042677760">right-wing conspiracy</a>…. because <a href="https://twitter.com/lukeh475/status/1234816227010281474"><i>it is just flu</i></a>….</p><p id="1e05">You will <a href="https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.OHHnhc-lPqtPjbLi9gM3bAAAAA&amp;pid=Api&amp;rs=1">forgive me</a>, but ever since <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-grimoire-15568a46a019">Rachel Maddow</a> spun her <a href="https://twitter.com/IndoPac_Info/status/1234871745980465152">conspiracy theory about the CDC</a> <a href="https://apnews.com/d36d6c4de29f4d04beda3db00cb46104">on (<i>or around</i>) Feb 22nd</a>, trying to follow events around the world has been increasingly difficult, because ‘<a href="https://twitter.com/imagesbylane/status/1234815789653516293"><i>progressives</i></a>’ insist that rather than<a href="https://twitter.com/Muschelschloss/status/1234815869219491840"> <b>information</b></a>, what people want is their ‘<a href="https://twitter.com/iampeejaypee/status/1234815538397736961">hot take</a>’.</p><p id="5b6f">And like every ‘<a href="https://twitter.com/davidvujanovic/status/1234815370596421632"><i>progressive</i></a>’ ‘<a href="https://twitter.com/jaipurarun/status/1234815345417953282"><i>hot-take</i></a>’,they are <a href="https://twitter.com/NHSEnglandLDN/status/1234815307740520454">humourless</a>,<a href="https://twitter.com/lancesalyers/status/1234815085589209088"> ill-informed</a>, and <a href="https://twitter.com/MenaKyle/status/1234815115880476674">mean-spirited</a>…. <a href="https://twitter.com/AndyOstroy/status/1234706928540037122">like this one</a></p><p id="e12f"><a href="http://He thinks the flu vaccine will work for #coronavirus. Because...ya know...he’s a moron... #Trump"><i>He thinks the flu vaccine will work for #coronavirus. Because…ya know…he’s a moron… #Trump</i></a></p><p id="41c7">No Mr Ostroy, in case you didn’t notice <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234981396684263424">that was a staged info-mercial</a>. And Mr Trump asked that question (<i>as per the script</i>) to point out that flu vaccine doesn’t work. Because pharmacists have been pointing out for weeks that people have been having flu-shots and buying Tamiflu in the belief that it does work: <a href="https://twitter.com/EmraniMd/status/1234966704687476736">thus creating a potential shortage of both</a>.</p><p id="3298">But don’t let that get in the way of the <a href="https://twitter.com/AndyOstroy/status/1234926762754220032">dopamine hit you</a>, Mr Ostroy, receive from likes and retweets by people <a href="https://twitter.com/AndyOstroy/status/1205102806752993281">who are as stoopid as you</a>.</p><p id="a518">Anywho…</p><p id="2363">The <a href="https://twitter.com/CatharineHoey/status/1234859190130282498">UK government</a> have <a href="https://twitter.com/_RobbieMoore/status/1234839626566832129">published their plans</a> for… <a href="https://twitter.com/DzungLeVN/status/1234803917415780352">erm</a><a href="https://twitter.com/CMO_England/status/1234847090473304066"> flu</a>. It’s pretty much what one would expect, <a href="https://twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/status/1234840995193348097">part Dad’s Army</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/shijianxingzou/status/1234859666242445313">part stiff upper lip</a>.</p><p id="0134">Oh and I notice, as predicted, <a href="https://twitter.com/nedkareal/status/1234944862602104832">China is starting to blame other countries</a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/blackgenetics/status/1234947511724519431"><i>Britain and Italy so far</i></a>) for <a href="https://twitter.com/realtiffanyvaz/status/1234903188332920832">new cases in China</a>. Which will be handy for them, as it will allow for a <a href="https://twitter.com/patjchile/status/1234948118447362049">massaging of the figures</a> (<i>perhaps even the inclusion of the 6000</i> (<a href="https://twitter.com/Technology0412/status/1234948192656998401"><i>sick or dead</i></a>) <i>they mislaid in the middle of February</i>).</p><p id="85fd">And people are starting to wake up to the fact that the <a href="https://twitter.com/jon_cli/status/1234947566019731456">fatality rate is higher</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/uk_pandemic/status/1234947315808555008">around 3%</a>, as the virus enters the <a href="https://

Options

twitter.com/Apex_WW/status/1234948197858119685">second week</a> in South Korea, Italy, and Iran. Whether the <a href="https://twitter.com/HelloUpstream/status/1234947025025806336">resultant stories of reinfection</a> will be enough to wake up the ‘<a href="https://twitter.com/blackgenetics/status/1234947511724519431">woke</a>’ MDs on twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/josephthavaraja/status/1234903209308807169">remains to be seen</a>…. though according to some reports <a href="https://twitter.com/thehawktrader/status/1234903269153136640">they have been brain dead for some time</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/SCS_Disputes/status/1234948760490270721">with just the texting thumb showing signs of life</a>.</p><p id="00da"><a href="https://twitter.com/LiamTbt/status/1234903805575225345">But don’t worry</a></p><p id="6a80"><a href="https://twitter.com/PassionActu1/status/1234903860721979393">It’s only flu</a></p><p id="4340">— — — — -</p><p id="3a8d"><b>Previous posts</b></p><p id="020f"><b>March</b></p><p id="542c">March 1st — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-comes-to-town-938865130014">Coronavirus Comes to Town</a></p><p id="3214">March 2nd — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-by-numbers-95ab668bff58">Coronavirus by Numbers</a></p><p id="a6ac"><b>February</b></p><p id="4f35">Feb 3rd — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-may-be-serious-c920616e09a4">Coronavirus May Be Serious</a></p><p id="b529">Feb 4th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-spreading-but-rumours-contained-76c4b97ff962">Coronavirus Spreading, But Rumours Contained</a></p><p id="ed20">Feb 5th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/report-says-thousands-killed-by-coronavirus-in-china-f99fa3fd7340">Report Says Thousands Killed By Coronavirus in China</a></p><p id="25a4">Feb 6th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-conspiracy-theories-f8d375aeb125">Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories</a></p><p id="10c6">Feb 7th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-misinformation-1f2eb25cd628">Coronavirus Misinformation</a></p><p id="bb7b">Feb 8th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-self-isolates-china-8459b3dbe486">Coronavirus ‘Self Isolates’ China</a></p><p id="4daa">Feb 9th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/china-comes-clean-on-coronavirus-4d22503f5cb1">China Comes Clean on Coronavirus</a></p><p id="ca29">Feb 10th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/britain-braces-for-coronavirus-926a208bb9f9">Britain Braces for Coronavirus</a></p><p id="91e1">Feb 11th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-chinese-market-news-8b87a3273c1">Coronavirus: Chinese Market News</a></p><p id="6039">Feb 12th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-relaunches-as-covid19-497c3b120d53">Coronavirus Relaunches As COVID19</a></p><p id="690d">Feb 13th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-figures-explained-f39920a978c8">Coronavirus Figures Explained</a></p><p id="d7ce">Feb 14th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-phoney-war-ee9daacaadc9">Coronavirus Phoney War</a></p><p id="1e8f">Feb 15th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-and-aids-8c045e011898">Coronavirus And AIDS</a></p><p id="7783">Feb 16th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/creating-the-coronavirus-f03209384da3">Creating the Coronavirus</a></p><p id="fae6">Feb 17th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-kamikaze-97d36b0e5147">Coronavirus Kamikaze</a></p><p id="1d62">Feb 18th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-conundrum-f789947a0a36">Coronavirus Conundrum</a></p><p id="ff0b">Feb 19th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/china-coronavirus-crisis-8b80e32d4a69">China Coronavirus Crisis</a></p><p id="ce03">Feb 20th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/debunking-coronavirus-conspiracies-48b0bfd976cf">Debunking Coronavirus Conspiracies</a></p><p id="472e">Feb 21st — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-goes-on-tour-5cdbb10b1923">Coronavirus Goes on Tour</a></p><p id="fe63">Feb 22nd — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-grimoire-15568a46a019">Coronavirus Grimoire</a></p><p id="d076">Feb 23rd — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-cannibals-25f9688e10cd">Coronavirus Cannibals</a></p><p id="d84f">Feb 24th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-facts-219be4472679">Coronavirus Facts</a></p><p id="cadf">Feb 25th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/matt-hancocks-coronavirus-chaos-a47b95fdad52">Matt Hancock’s Coronavirus Chaos</a></p><p id="122f">Feb 26th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/will-coronavirus-be-donald-trumps-waterloo-ceb6ab5428e0">Will Coronavirus be Donald Trump’s Waterloo</a></p><p id="14cd">Feb 27th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/hiv-like-coronavirus-found-5a0981b055ff">‘HIV-like’ Coronavirus Found</a></p><p id="b261">Feb 28th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-politics-of-coronavirus-8a0a1b3f834b">The Politics of Coronavirus</a></p><p id="3e74">Feb 29th — <a href="https://readmedium.com/coronavirus-hits-france-9d55b32a8181">Coronavirus Hits France</a></p></article></body>

Coronavirus Bombshell

The big Coronavirus story of the day, if you dwell in Dimension B, is Boris Johnson’s handshaking practices.

The story stems from a news conference given by the Prime Minister in which he was asked (@ 34mins) by a Channel 4 reporter if he would refrain from shaking hands. To which he replied “ “I was at a hospital the other night where I think a few there were actually coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody, you’ll be pleased to know, and I continue to shake hands.”

Cue twitter’s resident idiot, Dr Dena Grayson, to peddle her brand of hysterical quackery to every TDS suffering, Dimension B dwelling, gullible fool, willing to believe her message of doom.

And cue Angela Rayner, one half of Labour’s Odd Couple, to pile in with…

Boris Johnson visited Kettering General Hospital and there are NO Coronavirus cases there, but he said he shook hands with patients who had #Coronavirus Stop it now, you were absent when floods devastated communities, now #coronavirus stories, go back to hiding in fridges!

Ms Rayner is not the brightest of buttons, so she is perhaps not aware that Kettering General Hospital (assuming that is the hospital Mr Johnson was referring to), like all hospitals, has isolation pods in the carpark for people who suspect they have coronavirus (to prevent infection within the hospital buildings)… so maybe….

And Mr Johnson did not say that he shook patients hands… in fact he didn’t say he met any patients at all. But well done Ms Rayner for making shit up.

And well done for doing exactly what the Chief Scientific Officer, Sir Patrick Valence, in answer to a previous question, said not to do…. and indeed, what Ms Rayner will be hectoring people not to do in two weeks ….

If you search through the links below, you will find a study from Shanghai that states that the virus has a transmission range of 26km, you will also find another study that states that it is transmissible by farts up to half a mile. How true these are, is rather less relevant than the coughing and sneezing range when compared to the length of person’s arms, and why this daft obsession with handshaking is so contrived.

But don’t tell the deluded dwellers of Dimension B, as they desperately seek some way to make themselves relevant: having spent the first month of the the Coronavirus saga telling anyone who would listen, to lick a Chinaman to prove you aren’t racist, and that all talk of Coronavirus was a right-wing conspiracy…. because it is just flu….

You will forgive me, but ever since Rachel Maddow spun her conspiracy theory about the CDC on (or around) Feb 22nd, trying to follow events around the world has been increasingly difficult, because ‘progressives’ insist that rather than information, what people want is their ‘hot take’.

And like every ‘progressive’ ‘hot-take’,they are humourless, ill-informed, and mean-spirited…. like this one

He thinks the flu vaccine will work for #coronavirus. Because…ya know…he’s a moron… #Trump

No Mr Ostroy, in case you didn’t notice that was a staged info-mercial. And Mr Trump asked that question (as per the script) to point out that flu vaccine doesn’t work. Because pharmacists have been pointing out for weeks that people have been having flu-shots and buying Tamiflu in the belief that it does work: thus creating a potential shortage of both.

But don’t let that get in the way of the dopamine hit you, Mr Ostroy, receive from likes and retweets by people who are as stoopid as you.

Anywho…

The UK government have published their plans for… erm flu. It’s pretty much what one would expect, part Dad’s Army, part stiff upper lip.

Oh and I notice, as predicted, China is starting to blame other countries (Britain and Italy so far) for new cases in China. Which will be handy for them, as it will allow for a massaging of the figures (perhaps even the inclusion of the 6000 (sick or dead) they mislaid in the middle of February).

And people are starting to wake up to the fact that the fatality rate is higher, around 3%, as the virus enters the second week in South Korea, Italy, and Iran. Whether the resultant stories of reinfection will be enough to wake up the ‘woke’ MDs on twitter remains to be seen…. though according to some reports they have been brain dead for some time, with just the texting thumb showing signs of life.

But don’t worry

It’s only flu

— — — — -

Previous posts

March

March 1st — Coronavirus Comes to Town

March 2nd — Coronavirus by Numbers

February

Feb 3rd — Coronavirus May Be Serious

Feb 4th — Coronavirus Spreading, But Rumours Contained

Feb 5th — Report Says Thousands Killed By Coronavirus in China

Feb 6th — Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories

Feb 7th — Coronavirus Misinformation

Feb 8th — Coronavirus ‘Self Isolates’ China

Feb 9th — China Comes Clean on Coronavirus

Feb 10th — Britain Braces for Coronavirus

Feb 11th — Coronavirus: Chinese Market News

Feb 12th — Coronavirus Relaunches As COVID19

Feb 13th — Coronavirus Figures Explained

Feb 14th — Coronavirus Phoney War

Feb 15th — Coronavirus And AIDS

Feb 16th — Creating the Coronavirus

Feb 17th — Coronavirus Kamikaze

Feb 18th — Coronavirus Conundrum

Feb 19th — China Coronavirus Crisis

Feb 20th — Debunking Coronavirus Conspiracies

Feb 21st — Coronavirus Goes on Tour

Feb 22nd — Coronavirus Grimoire

Feb 23rd — Coronavirus Cannibals

Feb 24th — Coronavirus Facts

Feb 25th — Matt Hancock’s Coronavirus Chaos

Feb 26th — Will Coronavirus be Donald Trump’s Waterloo

Feb 27th — ‘HIV-like’ Coronavirus Found

Feb 28th — The Politics of Coronavirus

Feb 29th — Coronavirus Hits France

Satire
Coronavirus
Boris Johnson
Fake News
Progressivism
Recommended from ReadMedium