China Comes Clean on Coronavirus
“The Chinese aren’t being honest about 2019-nCoV. What are they hiding?”
This has become a mantra, a chant, rising up from a billion ‘mother’s basements’ as the story of Coronavirus gradually replaces more pressing issues like Harvey Weinstein’s genitals, or Gay TV presenters in the news cycle. But, suppose China is telling the truth?
Good… that’s got rid of the headline readers.
Sara Carter had an interview with Gordon Chang, in which he claimed the ‘task force’ China has appointed to deal with the ‘crisis’ consists of one doctor, and eight PR people. He also made the claim that the Communist Party had covered up the disease — giving it a two month head start on those seeking to combat it.
And right on cue, to rectify this omission, the Daily Mail obliges with an article championing how the all seeing computerized eye of Big Brother is being used to fight Coronavirus. The Mail article is interesting mainly for the comments section, with people bitching and moaning about being spied on…. out of interest lets check a Daily Mail native ad for the Ring doorbell, and Alexa…
According to the puff piece, the Chinese system is great because it has a heat detector that can catch the zombies before they infect others.
Yeah about that… ummmm… you do know that asymptomatic people can spread the virus? And there was this chap in Ecuador…
Computers are nice and all… but has anyone seen a paperless office? Me Neither.
Ok, get your calculators out…
4chan is on the case… the case of the missing Chinese bodies…
The puzzle started a few days ago when a 4chan user decided to try and establish the death rate in Wuhan by calculating the smog.
But before that… this…
And we are back… so what to do with the dead…. assuming there are extra dead… as according to some, Coronavirus is just a cold, or mild flu… which does no more than cause mild embarrassment at a railway station…
What’s that smell? FISH…
For it turns out that NASA satellites have detected fires. Which can only mean one thing. And the 4chan sleuths have sniffed increased levels of sulphur dioxide: which proves the Chinese are burning the dead, in the dead of night (allegedly).
However, in Wuhan there is the Qingjiang Chemical works (Wuhan seems a pleasant spot to holiday), that makes sulphuric acid. Which might explain what the Chinese have been spraying.
In other news the Indians (blooming racists) have banned foreigners who have visited China after 15th of January from entering the country. They also have samples of the virus. As does the United Arab Emirates and Thailand…. (thus threatening the world supply of ladyboys). Ethiopia doesn’t care.
Speaking of tranny’s… Canada’s ‘ladyboy in chief’ Dr Theresa Tam (calm down… it’s an experiment… to see who gets banned from Canada first… me or the Hong Kong Fluey) has said “Meh”. Do the Canadians know something other’s don’t? … is Justine playing Plague Inc? … stay tuned….
Let’s see… there was something else… not that… yuck …. haha … not relevant …that was a week ago … shut up slave … that has been mentioned already … too racist to say …
Oh yes, Alanis Morissette had it right, as it turns out the British chap doing Nurgle’s work is an environmental consultant. The death cult will be pleased.
btw…
Remember all those things that “Project Fear” said would happen if we voted for Brexit?
It’s strange how they mirror what is set to happen if this virus goes pandemic. This virus that is said to be “man-made”.
It really gets your noggin joggin’…
