Coronavirus Cannibals
With some parts of China living for three weeks under quarantine due to the Choronavirus, how long before the stories of cannibalism begin to surface?
As grisly as the topic is, to some extent it is a question of maths. The daily requirement for face masks is 540 million, and yet there are around 760 million people under quarantine, or subject to restriction. The difference being explained by people being allowed out once every three days to buy food.

If people don’t work, increasingly they aren’t paid. If they aren’t paid they can’t pay their rent, or mortgage, or buy food.
For those interested in cannibalism, Blood Lands by Timothy Snyder, offers an excellent insight into the conditions that led, during the Ukrainian Famine, to parents eating their own children.
One of the final indicators (prior to the pot) being destitute parents leaving their children at orphanages because they cannot feed them. And when the orphanages are full, so are the bellies.
An intriguing snippet of news, that somewhat vindicates Sen Tom Cotton, is the change in story as to virus’ origins.
The morbid among you (stop picking your nose) may enjoy this video discussing autopsies.
While we move onto (please don’t remove your mask) the schizophrenic state of Israel.
Regular readers will remember the opinion piece in the Jerusalem Post sanctimoniously comparing the ‘racism’ against the Chinese to the treatment dealt out to the Jews during the ‘it’s just flu’ (a.k.a the Black Death) that swept medieval Europe. Four days later, Israel banned travelers from Hong Kong, Thailand, Singapore and Macau. People from China had already been banned on the 30th Jan.
So it comes as no surprise, and in keeping with the theme, that the Israeli government on the one hand is lecturing (and shaming) Belgium about the Aalst carnival (in a Jewish remake of the Danish Cartoon fiasco) and on the other telling 130 passengers on a Korean airlines flight to sling their slitty-eyed, plague-infested hook.
Yes fine Israel is in a state of hysteria due to the incident with the Korean tourists and the cave….
Perhaps Mossad should be dispatched to steal the cure from that Houston freezer.
Meanwhile in South Korea the coronavirus is behaving in a most capitalist manner, and refusing to conform to the oh so reliable 2.1% growth rate it achieved under the centrally planned Chinese outbreak of… erm … flu…
The South Korean’s, perhaps stung by the Israeli’s calling them dirty orientals, have raised their alert level to ‘grave’ (which seems a tad pessimistic). Though it should be pointed out they have nearly reached cruise ship levels of infection (though thankfully without the tea-dances and god-awful singers).
Surging ahead of South Korea in the renal failure and sperm killing charts is Iran…. who have gone from a standing start to 758 cases… and 8 deaths… or 15… depending on which way you count them…. by which I mean deaths not votes…
Strangely the ‘pure-land’ of Pakistan remains free from infection (though rumours persist of a spate os chest infections) (that is absolutely not coronavirus). To be on the safe side, most of the surrounding countries have shut the border, for fear of that Pakistan’s buenos aires might clear their dublin (like any Joyce fans will read this!).
Yes… yes… I know… it is not Pakistan, but Iran that it’s neighbours have closed their borders to… but given the situation in Idlib, it seemed easier to not draw attention to the sanctions which will inevitably be blamed if the death toll sky-rockets…. and besides how often does a humble satyr get to make a literary joke?
Another country that doesn’t flu is North Korea.
Good news from Italy. The levels of spitting, bribery and assault, not reported to the police, fell today as the Lombard Lurgy (which is in no way connected to China) led to the cancellation of a number of football matches. The bad news is the infection rate rose, as did the number of people who died.
But spare a thought for the Governor of Tuscany, Enrico Rossi.
He won’t be the first, and he won’t be the last…
Previous posts…
Feb 3rd — Coronavirus May Be Serious
Feb 4th — Coronavirus Spreading, But Rumours Contained
Feb 5th — Report Says Thousands Killed By Coronavirus in China
Feb 6th — Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories
Feb 7th — Coronavirus Misinformation
Feb 8th — Coronavirus ‘Self Isolates’ China
Feb 9th — China Comes Clean on Coronavirus
Feb 10th — Britain Braces for Coronavirus
Feb 11th — Coronavirus: Chinese Market News
Feb 12th — Coronavirus Relaunches As COVID19
Feb 13th — Coronavirus Figures Explained
Feb 14th — Coronavirus Phoney War
Feb 15th — Coronavirus And AIDS
Feb 16th — Creating the Coronavirus
Feb 17th — Coronavirus Kamikaze
Feb 18th — Coronavirus Conundrum
Feb 19th — China Coronavirus Crisis
Feb 20th — Debunking Coronavirus Conspiracies
Feb 21st — Coronavirus Goes on Tour
Feb 22nd — Coronavirus Grimoire