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Summary

The webpage features a collection of humorous quotes from various MuddyUm articles that have been creatively designed onto T-shirts, emphasizing that these shirts are not for sale and are for wish fulfillment only.

Abstract

The website showcases a series of T-shirt designs inspired by memorable and witty quotes from MuddyUm articles. The author expresses a desire to wear these quotes, leading to the creation of mock-up T-shirt images using a template. It is made clear to the audience that these T-shirts are not available for purchase and serve as a form of imaginative expression rather than a commercial product. The page includes images of the T-shirt designs, each accompanied by the name of the author and the article from which the quote originates, along with a link to the full article on Medium. The author also thanks Amy Sea for her contributions and promotes other related content, including an omnibus of T. Kent Jones' work and Medium membership.

Opinions

  • The author finds certain quotes from MuddyUm articles so compelling that they should be immortalized on clothing.
  • There is a strong emphasis on the fact that these T-shirts are purely fictional and not for sale, possibly to avoid any confusion or requests for purchase.
  • The designs are credited to RushOrder Tees Apparel Design, indicating a collaboration or endorsement of their template for the mock-ups.
  • The inclusion of links to the full articles suggests that the author believes the original content is worth reading beyond the quotes presented on the T-shirts.
  • The author expresses gratitude to Amy Sea, indicating her significant contribution to the content or the concept.
  • The promotion of T. Kent Jones' omnibus and the invitation to join Medium through a referral link imply an endorsement of these writers and the platform itself.
  • The final image with branding by David Todd McCarty indicates a partnership or acknowledgment of his creative input in the project.

STYLE COUNSEL

MuddyUm Quotes on T-Shirts

Read any good outerwear lately?

RushOrder Tees Apparel Design

On many occasions I read something in MuddyUm so pithy and quotable that I wished it were on a T-shirt. So I found a T-shirt template and voila! NOTE: THESE ARE NOT REAL AND ARE NOT FOR SALE. NOT HERE. NOT ANYWHERE. DO NOT ASK. THIS IS PURELY WISH FULFILLMENT ON MY PART. THANK YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY. LET’S HANG OUT.

The quote on the above T is from Gary Chapin: Should I Go On A Shamanic Journey?

RushOrder Tees Apparel Design

From Amy Sea: When My Sister Threw Up on My Boyfriend

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From Steve Wyatt: New Balls? Not So Much.

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From Carol Lennox: I’d Rather Be Masturbating

RushOrder Tees Apparel Design

From Hogan Torah: Stop Writing

RushOrder Tees Apparel Design

From BOFace: How To Use A Sponge

RushOrder Tees Apparel Design

From Betsy Denson: Sharks Tune In For Human Week

RushOrder Tees Apparel Design

Band mentioned in Andrew Rodwin’s “ Russian Duma Moves Putin’s Office to Tiny House”

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From Holly J See: Click Past This If You Hate Monty Black Mamba Snake

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From Toni Crowe: What Do You Mean Your Parents Still Wipe Your Butt?

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Thanks to Amy Sea!

The T. Kent Jones omnibus never closes. Free Parking!

There’s so much comedy behind this blue-eyed cat.

Branding courtesy of David Todd McCarty
Humor
T Shirt Design
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Muddyum
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