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Wordleized ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus’ quotes

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I’m better at 5-letter word gamer since I began to write these Wordle story — newly managed to break 10 minutes plain Duotrigordle, which was my aim so now I may relax. Study Wordle wordy may offer U a wedge too — don’t missy afoot-notch below.

Wordle Wordy Cling Clang

1. This macaw is no morel. It has cease being alive. It’s taken a dirty strap & cache in its final chips. This birdy be later. It’s kaput.¹ Theft of alive, it crest in peace. It’s wrung downy the drape & joint the angel choir, a ghost. This is an ex-macaw.²🦜
2. Sorry I’m later, heady-teach. I’ve been wrest-sling with Plate-dough. — Daddy
3. I recut downy trees,³ I eaten my lunch, I visit the potty. On Wednesdays I spend money, & scarf buttered scone for tease. — The Woody-Jack
4. We serve no beast meaty mealy of any class or genus. We’re not just proud to be vegan, we coyly shrug. — Heady-Await-er🥩🍖
5. I would alike to bitch about human whoop often & again delay thing by bitch about human whose bitch. It’s thigh timer some-think be dunce about it!
6. Major: Smith, why did U joint the armor naval troop? Smith: For the water-skier & the flyer, sir. Minus the bumpy-off skill, sir. I re-quest it be put on my datum-sheet-paper, sir — minus bumpy-off skill. Major: Smith, are U a peace-nik? Smith: No, sir. I’m no peace-nik, sir. I’m a wimpy mouse.
7. I’m loath to state I’m adept at perplexing pussy-catty-kitty, but I can extol a great serve-place. — Rivet🐈
8. We erupt this showy to annoy U & maker thing, on the whole, vague & worse.
9. Hello, I’m a blank thief. Qualm downy & handy overt all the money.
10. What be brown & sound alike a belle? Flung fecal waste!💩

‘Flying Circus’ Quotes

1. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It’s stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir, invisible. This is an ex-parrot.🦜

2. Sorry I’m late, headmaster. I’ve been wrestling with Plato. — Padre

3. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.

4. We serve no meat of any kind. We’re not only proud of that, we’re smug about it. — Head Waiter🥩🍖

5. I’d like to complain about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It’s high time something was done about it!

6. Colonel: Watkins, why did you join the army? Watkins: For the water-skiing and the travel, sir. Not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir — ‘no killing’. Colonel: Watkins, are you a pacifist? Watkins: No, sir. I’m not a pacifist, sir. I’m a coward.

7. I’m afraid I’m not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. — Vet🐈

8. We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.

9. Morning, I’m a bank robber, please don’t panic, just hand over all the money.

10. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!💩

Afoot-Notch /Slash/ Dis-Claim

¹ Spell kaput as CAPUT when plane Wordle.

² Apply equal to other avian species alike booby, crane, eagle, egret, finch, goose & geese, heron, quail, raven, robin, snipe, stork, & swift.🦜

³ Who can forget the Lumberjack Song? But aback to Wordle, think shrub flora trees of the beech, birch, cacao & cocoa, cedar, ebony, ficus, guava, hazel, holly, lemon, lilac, mango, maple, olive, peach, pecan, sumac, & thorn genre.

Valid Wordle words be deitalicized in the Flying Circus quotes (source) above. Though other italics meant wrong or <valid 5-letter words, not swear no Wordy Fairy error. Sadly, birdy, bitch, bumpy, genus, kaput, mamba, monty, potty, & pussy be not in my Wordle wordlist but may merry dwell work for other fifth dimension wordy gamer.

From Ryan Glenn⤵︎

From Tom Navratil⤵︎

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