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“Should I Go On A Shamanic Journey?”

Are you a shaman? Do you live in Sheboygan?

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Dear Granny Mary: Should I go on a shamanic journey and take ayahuasca? Signed, Not-a-Middle-Aged-White-Woman.

Hello, Not! Or do you prefer N’t? This is a complicated question, so I thought to myself, “What would Andrew Rodwin do?” Then I ignored that and created this decision tree. There are a lot of ins and outs, ups and downs, to-ing and fro-ing. Stop complaining and cope.

I’m reminded of the time Karl came home wearing “Vote for Nixon” pins. The power of a white person on the trail of something stupid is awesome.

Thanks for the letter!

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