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<h2>I Think I Lost a Follower Yesterday</h2>
<div><h3>Or was it a hemorrhoid?</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="1b8f">From <a href="undefined">Andrew Rodwin</a></p><div id="da5a" class="link-block">
<a href="https://readmedium.com/two-hemorrhoids-walk-into-a-bar-b0fcc46952b7">
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<h2>Two Hemorrhoids Walk Into a Bar</h2>
<div><h3>Is that a hemorrhoid in your pants or are you just glad to see me?</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="2bd8">From <a href="undefined">Gary Chapin</a></p><div id="aa20" class="link-block">
<a href="https://readmedium.com/there-is-a-greater-than-zero-percent-chance-that-your-editor-has-had-hemorrhoids-90a07719f481">
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<h2>Hemorrhoids: Your Editor May Have Had Them</h2>
<div><h3>Don’t be alarmed!</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="138b">For the category GALLIVANTING</p><p id="18c0">From <a href="undefined">a grain of infinity</a></p><div id="7525" class="link-block">
<a href="https://readmedium.com/urban-coyote-cfff7bd25708">
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<h2>Urban Coyote</h2>
<div><h3>Beware of humans in cars</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="00bb">From <a href="undefined">Marla Bishop</a></p><div id="f666" class="link-block">
<a href="https://readmedium.com/britoss-prime-minister-admits-he-doesnt-know-exactly-how-many-children-he-has-3e3778e13307">
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<h2>Britoss Prime Minister Admits He Doesn’t Know Exactly How Many Children He Has</h2>
<div><h3>But it’s probably somewhere between six and sixteen</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="d3c3">From <a href="undefined">T. Kent Jones</a></p><div id="9ca6" class="link-block">
<a href="https://readmedium.com/the-english-language-forces-gallivanting-to-retire-ca9744154ec2">
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<h2>The English Language Forces “Gallivanting” to Retire</h2>
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<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="52dd">From <a href="undefined">Chris Eno McMahon</a></p><div id="059a" class="link-block">
<a href="https://readmedium.com/notice-i-have-gone-gallivanting-823bfd067380">
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<h2>Notice: I Have Gone Gallivanting</h2>
<div><h3>Forthwith, I shall be a flibbertigibbet</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="e466">From <a href="undefined">Rowen Veratome</a></p><div id="6b75" class="link-block">
<a href="https://readmedium.com/the-very-gallant-knight-f7acb607cd25">
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<h2>The Very ‘Gallant’ Knight</h2>
<div><h3>Some humorous dialogue</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="5814">For the category SWIVEL</p><p id="7292">From <a href="undefined">Andrew Rodwin</a></p><div id="50db" class="link-block">
<a href="https://readmedium.com/mudditors-vote-down-union-in-epic-swivel-9384f60825ae">
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<h2>Mudditors Vote Down Union in Epic Swivel</h2>
<div><h3>“Swivel? That’s drivel!” cries chief negotiator Holly J See</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="15d0">From <a href="undefined">a grain of infinity</a></p><div id="7de8" class="link-block">
<a href="https://readmedium.com/no-rest-for-the-abandoned-a8f1b0f3d3a6">
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<h2>No Rest for the Abandoned</h2>
<div><h3>The cruel season of despair</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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