The Labor Day Roundup
Because we need a little play with our work

Can you believe it’s Labor Day weekend already? I certainly can’t! It seems like just yesterday we were ringing in the New Year and just like that, we’re quickly sliding toward its conclusion. Of course, after getting some down time during the long weekend, Tuesday will be business as usual. This roundup is all about our work, wrapped in a sexy bow.
Light Workplace Flirting Has Benefits
Is flirting on the job always a bad thing? Not necessarily, according to this study.
If It Doesn’t Fit….
A boring business trip. An argument about the trial of the century. Foolishness ensues.
I Deserve a Break Today
A lunch break gets interesting in a bathroom stall.
How Do Consumers Really Respond to Sex in Advertising?
We’re often told that sex sells, but do those who work in the advertising industry use it in an effective way?
‘I Received Oral Sex While on a Conference Call’
When lockdown meets lust, people look for sexy ways to get through the workday.
To the Morning Commute Train Masturbator
I address someone who got a little bit too excited on the way to work one morning.
Got Zoom Dick? Try This!
This is my satirical prescription for those suffering from Zoom Dick.
13 Things I Think When Writing a Sex Scene
People think writing erotica is easy, but these are the things I think when the work is hard and my inspiration is soft.
Running Hot and Cold (Erotic Story Excerpt)
What happens when Angela gets hot and bothered at work? She takes care of it as best she can.
Here Cums the Judge: A Jurist, a Penis Pump, and a Whole Lot of Legal Trouble
This article details the case of former judge Donald D. Thompson, who decided that using a sex toy at work was a good idea.
Working From Home Gone Wild
These are stories of people who got caught getting down and dirty during online meetings.
5 Things I Learned Writing Porn Descriptions
Long before I started writing erotica, I had a gig writing descriptions of porn scenes. Here is what I learned.
How Often Is Sex Used in Advertising?
How often do the professionals on Madison Avenue use sex when they conceive of advertising campaigns?
The Sex Context: The Sucking Sale
He wants to sell her a vacuum cleaner, but she has other ideas.
To the One Who Shoved Hard Boiled Eggs Up His Rectum
During my stint as a telephone sex operator, I had a regular caller who liked his eggs in a very specific way.
Stroking (Erotic Story Excerpt)
This massage therapist gives her favorite client a little something extra.
There She Blows: A Misunderstood Mouth
A college professor asks a question and gets an answer he didn’t expect.
Quickie: Want to Feel Happier at Work? Have More Sex
Sex at home can make you more satisfied with your job.
Transference (Erotic Story Excerpt)
Her therapist is so good at his job that she wants more of his expertise.
The Joy of Procrasturbation
When procrastination meets masturbation, the workday can get a lot more productive.






