The Food Roundup
Because love and lust can be delicious

Who doesn’t enjoy sharing a meal with the person they love…and maybe incorporating the food into bedroom activities in some way? Combining food with love and lust can be delicious, and this roundup of food articles includes examples of how food, relationships, and sex can go hand in hand.
To the One Who Shoved Hard Boiled Eggs Up His Rectum
When sex talk and a hard boiled egg fetish collide.
7 Thanksgiving Dinner Aphrodisiacs
These foods make Thanksgiving dinner sexier than you probably realize.
Thanksgiving Night Sex Dilemma: I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Thing! How Am I Going to Have Sex Now?
When you want to enjoy some intimate time with your partner on Thanksgiving night, but you realize you ate too much turkey.
The Great Bacon Day Debate: Is Bacon Better Than Sex?
People are surveyed on whether they’d rather have sex or eat bacon.
The Sex Context: The Valentine’s Day Negotiation
She uses chocolates as a sex negotiation tool.
Running Hot and Cold (Erotic Story Excerpt)
Who knew working at a frozen food company could make someone so hot?
The Sex Context: The Meat and the Mouth
He uses a piece of meat for oral instruction.
Quotes About Vodka
What people are saying about this liquor.
Quotes for National Ice Cream Day
The cold, creamy delicious treat is celebrated in these quotes.
Quotes for National Milk Chocolate Day
What’s not to love about chocolate? These are quotes that show the love.
Quotes for National Oyster Day
You may not have known oysters have their own special day.
Quickie: Is Your Partner Hoarding Snacks?
If your snacks are going missing, your partner may be the culprit.
Answering the ‘Foodie Call’
Dating for dinner isn’t just something your grandmother may have told you about; this study shows the practice is still alive and well in the dating world.
The Sex Context: The Milked Man
He comes delivering milk and she delivers something else.
Strangers With Candy (Erotic Story Excerpt)
For her, lust is sweet.
The Sex Context: Turkey Time
A little Thanksgiving dinner, a lot of ulterior motive.
Gobble Me
A little sexual dessert after Thanksgiving dinner.
Give Me Your Drumstick
They enjoy some passion while cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
Thanksgiving Sex and Relationship Shenanigans Lead to Lockup
The Thanksgiving turkey tryptophan was not calming enough to prevent these holiday shenanigans.
Salt Bae Put His Meat in My Mouth and All I Got Were These Lousy Blood Pressure Pills
A trip to Salt Bae’s restaurant ends with a medical intervention.
Quotes About Bacon
These quotes are about this most delicious meat.
There She Blows: The Pepper, the Watcher, the Sucker
She uses a pepper to show what her mouth can do.
What’s Cooking? If You’re Looking for a Relationship, Love May Be Found In the Kitchen
The relationship between cooking and looking for love is discussed in this study.
Quotes About Rum
More quotes about love of liquor.
Quickie: Why Your Uber Eats Deliveries Smell Like Sex
If there’s something fishy about your food deliveries, this may be the reason why.






