Quotes About Bacon

Because December 30 is Bacon Day

Today is Bacon Day, but really, do we need an excuse to love bacon? I think not! These quotes are about bacon, but really we all know it speaks for itself.

1. “Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” -Doug Larson 2. “I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon.” -David Lynch

3. “It’s a proven fact that all plans involving bacon have a 90 percent better chance of working out.” -Jeff Gunhus

4. “Either you like bacon, or you’re wrong.” -Anonymous

5. “Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissance is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can’t be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.” -Jasper Fforde

6. “Butter, cream, and bacon. That’s such a great foundation right there.” -Ree Drummond

7. “I always use my ‘Holy Trinity’ which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, ‘bacon always makes it better.’ I try to use bacon and pork products whenever it can.” -Anne Burrell

8. “The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it was bacon. It was always good.” -Ella Minster

9. “Veggie bacon? That sounds like a sign of the apocalypse.” -Turtle Dundee

10. “Ethically, she couldn’t cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.” -Thomm Quackenbush

11. “It’s an indulgence to go out for bacon and eggs. It’s not something you can do every day.” -Adriano Zumbo

12. “You know, it’s hard to beat bacon at any time of day.” -Nick Offerman

13. “It is a truth universally acknowledged that bacon can improve any situation.” -Jen Rasmussen

14. “Bacon. Admit it — for a second there, all your problems went away.” -Anonymous

15. “Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.” -Stephanie Stamm

16. “I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon.” -Jane Velez-Mitchell

17. “Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You’re basically saying, ‘I can’t make this other food taste good, so I’ll throw in bacon.’” -Penn Jillett

18. “Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.” -Tom Robbins

19. “I used to think too much bacon was bad for me, so I stopped thinking!” -Anonymous

20. “Roselyn lost her taste for bacon momentarily, which was as long as she was ever capable of losing it.” -Thomm Quackenbush

21. “I hate bacon. And sunshine, as my friends like to point out.” -Aubrey Peeples

22. “If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound.” -Tom Waits

23. “Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.” -Jim Gaffigan

24. “I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not bacon.” -Anonymous

25. “Bacon: Duct tape for food.” -Darynda Jones

26. “Bacon, a savory workhorse ingredient that lends an underpinning of hauntingly rich and complex flavor to a dish, frequently without celebration or menu credit, is finally having its heyday.” -Peter Sherman

27. “Who cannot appreciate the smell of bacon?” -Tony Cardenas

28. “Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Benjamin Franklin

29. “Which does a man prefer? Bacon and eggs, or worship? Sometimes one, sometimes the other, depending how hungry he is.” -Margaret Atwood

30. “The tone of any day was set by three things: coffee, bacon, and a plan.” -Katherine McIntyre

31. “I only eat bacon socially.” -Gina Barberi

32. “Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.” -Jim Gaffigan

33. “I put on some bacon and eggs and celebrated with an extra quart of beer.” -Charles Bukowski

34. “‘I’m on vacation,’ Milo said firmly. ‘And if I miss out on more bacon because of you, you’ll be sorry.’” -Kate Milford

35. “One side of bacon could suffice a family an entire season. And a small bit of bacon made peas much more palatable.” -Boze Hadleigh

36. “Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.” -Mark Twain

37. “It started the way so many good things do: with bacon.” -Paula Garner

38. “It is the custom on the stage in all good, murderous melodramas, to present the tragic and the comic scenes in as regular alternation as the layers of red and white in a side of streaky, well-cured bacon.” -Charles Dickens

39. “Right there — the hope of bacon is a reason to love life.” -Deb Caletti

40. “Never fry bacon naked.” -Ray Palla

41. “Bacon makes everything better, and good bacon can always become extraordinary.” -Peter Sherman

42. “A little indulgence won’t do you in so long as you stick to the mantra, ‘everything in moderation.’ Well, everything except bacon.” -Morgan Murphy

43. “It smelled like heaven, like love, like home and family and Sunday mornings at her grandparents’ house. It smelled like…bacon.” -Tiffany Reisz

44. “When you want to treat yourself, there’s nothing that satisfies like the savory, crunchy goodness of bacon.” -Bonnie Scott

45. “Bacon is the way and the truth.” -Kevin Hearne

46. “Bacon — that perennial favorite, known even to sway hardened vegetarian.” -Jack Campbell

47. “Bacon is the meth of meats.” -Lisa Scottoline

48. “I used to have trouble choking down the pills I have to take for controlling my cholesterol, but it’s a lot easier now that I wrap them in bacon.” -Brad Simanek

49. “I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time.” -Alex Guarnaschelli

50. “Everything’s better with bacon and red wine!” -Dianne Harman

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