Quotes for National Milk Chocolate Day

On July 28, we celebrate our love for chocolate

What’s not to love about chocolate? You can use it with just about anything and it gives you a high that some people believe is better than sex or falling in love. It’s no wonder that July 28 is National Milk Chocolate Day because chocolate absolutely should be celebrated and today’s quotes are about why we love it so much.

1. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” -Charles M. Schulz

2. “Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” -Jo Brand

3. “There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder — just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate.” -Sandra Boynton

4. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” -Linda Grayson

5. “You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.” -George Carlin

6. “The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse — I find that rather hard to believe, but there you have it.” -Alton Brown

7. “What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.” -George Bernard Shaw

8. “Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.” -Truman Capote

9. “There’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” -Fernando Pessoa

10. “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” -Michael Levine

11. “Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it’s jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner — but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal.” -Robert Irvine 12. “Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.” -Joanne Harris

13. “Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.” -Jill Shalvis

14. “As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.” -Wayne Gerard Trotman

15. “Will looked horrified. ‘What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?’” -Cassandra Clare

16. “When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” -Regina Brett 17. “Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.” -Audrey Hepburn

18. “I never met a chocolate I could not eat.” -Danielle Steel

19. “Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words.” -Rachel Vincent

20. “Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces.” -Judith Viorst

21. “A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.” -Anonymous

22. “Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.” -Patrick Skene Catling

23. “Women need chocolate. It’s a scientific fact.” -Sophie Kinsella

24. “There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.” -Anonymous

25. “Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.” -Lora Brody

26. “Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!” -Andy Milonakis 27. “After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.” -Emily Luchetti

28. “When we don’t have the words, chocolate can speak volumes.” -Joan Bauer

29. “Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food — it is therapy.” -Christelle Le Ru

30. “Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.” -Dave Barry

31. “Chocolate is one of those flavors that’s very likeable, very loveable, very versatile.” -Adriano Zumbo 32. “Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created.” -Sandra Bullock

33. “If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.” -Joanne Fluke

34. “Life is like chocolate: You should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.” -Nina Sandmann

35. “He showed the words ‘chocolate cake’ to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. ‘Guilt’ was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: ‘celebration.’” -Michael Pollan

36. “Give me some real chocolate. Real fighters eat real chocolate.” -Nick Diaz 37. “Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one’s life…but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat — these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.” -Roald Dahl

38. “Life isn’t about finding yourself. It’s mostly about chocolate.” -Darynda Jones

39. “Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.” -Anonymous

40. “Exercise is a dirty word.…Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.” -Charles M. Schulz

41. “I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies.” -Abigail Spencer 42. “Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It’s a no-win situation.” -Kim Williams

43. “If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.” -Jane Seabrook

44. “Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.” -Miranda Ingram

45. “What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” -Katharine Hepburn

46. “My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.” -Rodney Dangerfield

47. “Life without chocolate is just an existence.” -Sue Costello

48. “My weakness was chocolate but now it’s you.” -Anonymous

49. “The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.” -Sandra Boynton

50. “When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie.” -Homaro Cantu

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