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FLASH FLASH FLASH

Tomorrow Is Your Last Chance to Write a Viral Article in June

Flash news from The Pub

Nathan already submitted her viral article

This article is for writers only. That’s why I’ll keep it short. Writers don’t have time to read; they write. (If you’re a reader, please click here. Unless you’re Adrian Moine, then click here.)

Today is June 29th, and June has only 30 days.

I know because I just checked on my knuckles. MEANING, you only have ONE DAY LEFT to write, edit, submit, and publish a viral article in June.

Unless you already did? (In that case, drop a link in the comment section).

Here at The Pub, we want to help our writers become viral and make $$$.

That’s why, tomorrow, and tomorrow only, we will publish everything you’ll send our way. No matter the length. No matter the topic. No matter if you have a picture or not, a kicker or not, a subtitle or not, etc., or not.

WE WILL PUBLISH IT. (See the submission guidelines for additional unnecessary details.)

As I write this, I realize it might already be too late. You might be reading it only in July. That would make me sad. Sad to see you missed the opportunity to write a viral article in June. Please subscribe to my articles and never make me sad again.

Look at these numbers!!

Source of numbers: statistics for The Pub. Screenshot taken by my Grandma. Articles were written by Bonaparte, BruceAlmighty, MickeyMouse, and Shitbrick. Links to the articles are at the end of the article.

Makes you want to be viral like them, am I right?

Do it!

Submit your next article to THE PUB and become viral!

(maybe)

I have a special offer for those of you still hesitant. For any article submitted to The Pub tomorrow, June 30th, 2022, I will pay one #SmillewCoin per view.

YES!!!

You read this right.

1 view = 1 #SmillewCoin (find the current exchange rate of SmillewCoin to USD here.)

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