Sex and the Florida Woman

She’s not as well-known as the Florida Man, but her antics are no less outlandish

Although the Florida Man gets a lot of attention, the Florida Woman is no slouch when it comes to getting arrested for odd behavior. She’ll spray Febreze in your face, hit a cop with a used tampon, steal a live lobster out of the tank at a restaurant, and drive 19 miles with her ex-boyfriend on the hood of her car. And of course, like her male counterpart, when the Florida Woman gets horny, she often finds herself behind bars. Here are seven weird sexual encounters that the Florida woman had that sent her straight to jail.

Beanie Baby Booty Barter Goes Bust

Some prostitutes exchange sex for money. Others want material things, like…a Beanie Baby. Florida Woman Karen Robinson was arrested after a sex negotiation with an undercover cop where she offered him oral sex in exchange for $5 and one of the stuffed animals. While it is unclear as to how Robinson expected the officer to find a Beanie Baby to complete the transaction, what is clear is that she was charged with misdemeanor prostitution and spent 14 days in jail until she was released on her own recognizance. Robinson is no stranger to jail, as she was previously convicted of exposure of sexual organs and possession of drug paraphernalia.

“It took him so long to stop the vehicle and his pants were down because he was receiving sexual acts from Rhonda while he was driving.”

Hospital Hookup

Seemingly drunk Florida Woman Ann Marie Tucker and her partner, Albert Singletary, became so hot and bothered outside of St. Anthony’s Hospital in St. Petersburg that they just had to take care of business right then and there, passersby be damned. According to the arrest affidavit, Tucker “was located on the property, in close proximity to a no trespassing sign and upon being located, was found to be exposing sexual organs in plain view of the public while participating in sexual intercourse with the co-defendant.” However, although she didn’t care about exposing her genitals to the public, she apparently was more conscientious when it came to possible exposure to COVID-19. During the interlude Tucker wore a surgical mask, which she still had on when her mugshot was taken.

Red Light Special

What does the Florida Woman naturally do when she’s in a car drinking beer and smoking crack? She gets amorous, of course, and gives the driver of the car a quick blow job. And naturally, when the cops try to pull over her companion for running through a red light, he’s not able to stop the car right away. When this happened to David Herring and he finally did pull over, he had to explain that “it took him so long to stop the vehicle and his pants were down because he was receiving sexual acts from Rhonda while he was driving.” While Herring only received a citation after this automobile oral, Rhonda Koppenhoefer was charged with three felonies: cocaine possession, possession or use of drug equipment, and tampering with evidence.

“Had so much fun at court today. Found a way to get my charges dropped….”

Let’s Make a Deal

When Florida Woman Arielle Engert was caught drunk driving with a blood alcohol level of .162 — over two times the legal limit — as well as marijuana in her purse, she did the first thing she could think of to get out of the charges: bartering. When she was taken to the county jail, Engert offered to “perform fellatio and ‘other sex acts’” on the police officer processing her for the DUI and possession charges. His response? No deal! Instead, she racked up another charge when a bag of cocaine was found inside of her bra. Undaunted, Engert offered her oral sex services to two more police officers. Their response? No deal! This time, Engert found herself with three bribery charges on her rap sheet, proving sometimes you should keep your dick-sucking mouth shut and just quit while you’re ahead.

The Art of the Meal

In another case of negotiations gone wrong, Florida Woman Christine Faith Baker was picked up by an undercover cop pretending to be interested in her sexual wares. In exchange for her services, Baker asked for two double cheeseburgers from the McDonald’s dollar menu, which the cop promptly bought for her. When the two found their way to an empty parking lot to finish the transaction, Baker asked for a $40 tip for her time and was promptly arrested. No word on whether or not she actually got to enjoy the burgers.

She agreed to have sex for chicken McNuggets and $25….

Cumming to Court

Florida Woman Brittney Jones claims that she found the perfect way to get out of drug charges: Giving out oral at the courthouse. In a post she made on Twitter with an explicit video of the sex act attached, she joked that she “Had so much fun at court today. Found a way to get my charges dropped…. Ssssssh don’t tell.” Jones, who is no stranger to posting graphic videos of her sex life online, reveled in the attention she gained from the incident and, like anyone with an entrepreneurial spirit, immediately tried to profit off of the notoriety. “To all the news channels following me on Facebook. I know for a fact you’re reading this, so I will let all of you know: I will only do an interview with the highest bidder. Shoot me a price,” Jones informed her social media audience.

Lust By Chicken Nugget

For the Florida Woman, McDonald’s is a popular form of prostitution payment. While Christine Faith Baker wanted cheeseburgers for her sexual services, Florida Woman Alex Direeno agreed to have sex for chicken McNuggets and $25 — after some negotiation with the undercover cop of course. She was charged with prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia, and held on a $620 bond — or in Florida Woman terms, a shitload of chicken McNuggets.

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