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ual ADD to my advantage. Another time, I explained I had a sore throat from a cold — that you gave me, mind you — and it would trigger my gag reflex. Luckily, you seemed to forget all about it, along with the fact that I told you once early on I could indeed suck a basketball through a straw — which others after you would happily learn later.</p><p id="24f5">They say that a prostitute will not <a href="https://readmedium.com/7-kisses-to-try-on-international-kissing-day-329b89e43c42">kiss</a> a client on the mouth because it is way too intimate given the nature of their transaction. Similarly, I could not bring myself to put it in my mouth because it was way too intimate given the nature of how I was feeling about you. Maybe you should have asked sooner, when I was still blinded by pheromones. Maybe you should have offered to reciprocate. Maybe if you really wanted your dick sucked, you should have stopped acting like one. But alas, we’ll never know because even though I was still okay with fucking you for the minute we were together, if you can even call it that — a girl has needs after all — I just couldn’t get motivated enough to put any cherries on top.</p><p id="fa9f">Incidentally, around that time, I also didn’t kiss you as much either.</p><p id="63e7"><b><i>More from Kiki Wellington:</i></b></p><div id="a03a" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/dont-try-this-at-home-the-penile-edition-999d0c76d732"> <div> <div> <h2>Don’t Try This At Home: The Penile Edition</h2> <div><h3>7 odd objects removed from penis

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The Real Reason I Refused to Suck Your Dick

And no, gag reflex and a cold had nothing to do with it

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It was the age old question that always comes up eventually in a relationship: To suck or not to suck? In your case, the question may have come up a bit too late.

You see, I was quite happy to fuck you in the beginning. You seemed nice, charming, smart, funny, and you had the most adorable dimples I’d ever seen at the time. So we hopped naked along the bunny trail for those first few months without a care in the world.

Maybe if you really wanted your dick sucked, you should have stopped acting like one.

But then, as things tend to go, the cracks emerged. You weren’t as nice, charming, smart, and funny as you first seemed and the boorish things that started coming out of your mouth eclipsed the cuteness of those dimples. So by the time you felt comfortable enough to ask for more, I felt inclined to give less. The first time you asked, I managed to distract you with my tits and it didn’t come up again that night. The next time, I gave a few perfunctory licks, but stopped short of taking the whole enchilada because I was still able to use your sexual ADD to my advantage. Another time, I explained I had a sore throat from a cold — that you gave me, mind you — and it would trigger my gag reflex. Luckily, you seemed to forget all about it, along with the fact that I told you once early on I could indeed suck a basketball through a straw — which others after you would happily learn later.

They say that a prostitute will not kiss a client on the mouth because it is way too intimate given the nature of their transaction. Similarly, I could not bring myself to put it in my mouth because it was way too intimate given the nature of how I was feeling about you. Maybe you should have asked sooner, when I was still blinded by pheromones. Maybe you should have offered to reciprocate. Maybe if you really wanted your dick sucked, you should have stopped acting like one. But alas, we’ll never know because even though I was still okay with fucking you for the minute we were together, if you can even call it that — a girl has needs after all — I just couldn’t get motivated enough to put any cherries on top.

Incidentally, around that time, I also didn’t kiss you as much either.

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