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d your Saturday?</p><p id="7d97"><b>Tom:</b> <a href="https://readmedium.com/8-bizarre-objects-removed-from-vaginas-8b8d3aa67fd1">Pussy</a>.</p><p id="4bd7"><b>Kiki:</b> Okay, sure. Anything else?</p><p id="18d4"><b>Tom:</b> Wet ass pussy.</p><p id="9159"><b>Kiki:</b> Long dry spell?</p><p id="2129"><b>Tom:</b> Yeah.</p><p id="a69e"><b>Kiki:</b> Of course. And how long have you been waiting?</p><p id="9644"><b>Tom:</b> It’s probably been six hours now. It took a while for us to all get signed in, so we were waiting for a long time for her to…you know…cum out. Get it? <i>Cum</i> <i>out</i>?</p><p id="3eb9"><b>Kiki:</b> Yes, Tom, I got it the first time.</p><p id="026a"><b>Tom:</b> I thought since you’re an <a href="https://readmedium.com/5-unlikely-places-for-erotica-writing-inspiration-d000b71019cb">erotica</a> writer and all, you’d appreciate my clever wordplay.</p><p id="d4c0"><b>Kiki:</b> You’re quite the cunning linguist there, Tom.</p><p id="73fa"><b>Tom:</b> I’m the cunn…Oh! I see what you did there! That’s hot.</p><p id="32c2"><b>Kiki:</b> Indeed. Anyway, how do you feel about being the last person on line here? I mean, let’s face it, this is about the sloppiest of seconds you can possibly get.</p><p id="762f"><b>Tom:</b> Well, I’ve always been told that nice guys finish last, and since I’m such a nice guy, it only makes sense that I would…you know….fini…Oh, shit.</p><p id="f782"><b>Kiki:</b> What’s the matter?</p><p id="216d"><b>Tom:</b> I got so excited listening to your voice that I came.</p><p id="feb6"><b>Kiki:</b> Oh. I see.</p><p id="950b"><b>Tom:</b> Do you think you can help me out?</p><p id="e2a7"><b>Kiki:</b> Help you…do what?</p><p id="e25d"><b>Tom:</b> Help me get back up so I don’t embarrass myself when it’s my turn. It would <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-real-reason-i-refused-to-give-you-oral-sex-fellatio-7aa9be2b4878">suck</a> to have waited all of this time and then not be able to get it up. And frankly, it’s been a long time since I’ve been touched —</p><p id="d3ce"><b>Kiki:</b> Wow, the thirst really is real in these parts. On that de

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sperate note, I’m going to sign off now and find out what’s going on at the vampire sex club down the street. They may drain me of every milliliter of my blood, but they’re not nearly as thirsty as this.</p><p id="1446"><b><i>More from Kiki Wellington:</i></b></p><div id="4297" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/got-zoom-dick-try-this-27b7e1e53d5f"> <div> <div> <h2>Got Zoom Dick? Try This!</h2> <div><h3>The Dick Sock…not just for the Red Hot Chili Peppers anymore</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*gXIG5bNAzHuHscvvd0LxdA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="50d1" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/what-swingers-do-when-they-get-stuck-in-a-sexual-rut-18f70e693abd"> <div> <div> <h2>What Swingers Do When They Get Stuck in a Sexual Rut</h2> <div><h3>Because even swingers need to spice things up once in a while</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*SWQCuv6w47eiHg9PCYAxKg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="a0ac" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/40-fun-porn-title-parodies-and-puns-ea860be1585d"> <div> <div> <h2>40 Fun Porn Title Parodies and Puns</h2> <div><h3>The wordsmith in me approves</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*zFPyq4Z3pBU3IRz4BzfvNQ.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Insights From the Last Man Standing

With the patience of Job, Thirsty Tom waits his turn as the last man at the gangbang

This is roving reporter Kiki Wellington bringing you news from this long-awaited post-COVID gangbang and let me tell you, lust is in the air! The lovely lady in the front has been hard at work trying to ride this 100-man train that’s running through every orifice of her body. But we’re not here to talk to her today; she’s way too busy. And we’re not here to talk to the exhausted men on the side recuperating after their three minutes in heaven. We’re not even here to talk to the lovely fluffer in the lingerie over there, walking up and down the line to give the participants a slap and a tickle to make sure they’re ready when their time comes.

No, we’re talking to the caboose of this train, Thirsty Tom, who has been on line for hours waiting for his number to get called.

Tom: Hi, Kiki, it’s great to talk to you!

Kiki: My goodness, Tom, you are anxious! I barely introduced you!

Tom: They don’t call me Thirsty Tom for nothing!

Kiki: Yes, the name definitely fits. So Tom, what made you want to attend the first post-COVID gangbang?

Tom: Well, one of my buddies texted me from the line and said, “Man, you need to cum for this!” Get it? Cum for this?

Kiki: Yes, Tom, very clever. So why did you think this was a good way to spend your Saturday?

Tom: Pussy.

Kiki: Okay, sure. Anything else?

Tom: Wet ass pussy.

Kiki: Long dry spell?

Tom: Yeah.

Kiki: Of course. And how long have you been waiting?

Tom: It’s probably been six hours now. It took a while for us to all get signed in, so we were waiting for a long time for her to…you know…cum out. Get it? Cum out?

Kiki: Yes, Tom, I got it the first time.

Tom: I thought since you’re an erotica writer and all, you’d appreciate my clever wordplay.

Kiki: You’re quite the cunning linguist there, Tom.

Tom: I’m the cunn…Oh! I see what you did there! That’s hot.

Kiki: Indeed. Anyway, how do you feel about being the last person on line here? I mean, let’s face it, this is about the sloppiest of seconds you can possibly get.

Tom: Well, I’ve always been told that nice guys finish last, and since I’m such a nice guy, it only makes sense that I would…you know….fini…Oh, shit.

Kiki: What’s the matter?

Tom: I got so excited listening to your voice that I came.

Kiki: Oh. I see.

Tom: Do you think you can help me out?

Kiki: Help you…do what?

Tom: Help me get back up so I don’t embarrass myself when it’s my turn. It would suck to have waited all of this time and then not be able to get it up. And frankly, it’s been a long time since I’ve been touched —

Kiki: Wow, the thirst really is real in these parts. On that desperate note, I’m going to sign off now and find out what’s going on at the vampire sex club down the street. They may drain me of every milliliter of my blood, but they’re not nearly as thirsty as this.