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I Wish Doctor Funny Were Funnier
But is it possible?

Content Warning: This is a sad story about people who thought they were funny, and they were not. I don’t recommend reading this story if you’re feeling down. [Note from the editors: we don’t recommend reading it, full stop.]
Michael Burger — the OG Doctor Funny isn’t funny, but that’s not a surprise.
Don’t believe me? Click this link. This story with 10,000 claps and 85 comments is tagged humor and satire, and it’s NOT FUNNY.
Michael isn’t the problem, though.
What makes me sad is that he convinced formerly funny people like Kristine Laco and Jennifer McDougall to join his sinking ship of a publication.
Kristine was hilarious before joining Doctor Funny’s editorial team.
She wrote one of the best Airbnb satire I read in my life.
But now, she’s reduced to begging for views.
SAD.
To her credit, it works. Two hundred people clapped for this “story:”

Worse, when Kristine’s not begging for views, she now plays Wordle with the Doctor instead of writing funny articles.
Jennifer is a different (nut)case.
She wasn’t funny before joining the Doctor Funny crew, but at least her titles made sense.
- Before: Walking Away From Someone You Love
- Now: Wearing Pink G-strings And No Deodorant Has Improved My Earnings
Sorry, WHAT?
Want another example? No problem.
- Before: A Dirty Truth About Slowing Down Alzheimer’s
- Now: My Clit On The Ceiling Outranks Your Balls To The Walls
My clit on the ceiling outranks your balls to the walls?!!!
It can’t get any more nonsensical than that. I’m wordless. Or “quiet” if you prefer the wordle way to say it.
A wish for 2023
I’m an incurable optimist. Call me crazy, but I believe in people. I trust they can improve, and I have confidence in their capabilities.
Hence:
My wish for 2023 is for Doctor Funny to be funnier.
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[Note from the editors: We didn’t write the “note from the editors” at the beginning of the article. Smillew did. It was a fake.]
[Note from the editors: the note above was also a fake.]
[Note from the editors to Smillew: Stop writing fake notes from the editors, that shit ain’t funny.]
[Note from the REAL editors to Smillew: STOP IT. Stop pretending we’re leaving public notes on your stupid articles.]
[Note from Doctor Funny to Smillew: all your fake notes from the editors are funnier than the article itself. That’s the only reason we accepted it.]
[Note from Doctor Funny to everybody else: please help us make Doctor Funny funnier and write for us. Click here or here.]
