Slackjaw Humor Writing Challenge: The Winners

All winners from the 2020 Challenge!

The Slackjaw Humor Writing Challenge was a 30-day extravaganza of focused comedy writing, open to all, with $2,450 in cash prizes. After reading and reading and reading (and re-reading) the 476 (!!) entries, our panel of judges has reached a consensus.

Here they are: the winners of the 2020 Slackjaw Humor Writing Challenge — which we are revealing one-by-one, starting May 11.

Thanks to all 476 writers who completed the Challenge. We had a blast reading!

Alex Baia & sarah James, Slackjaw Editors.

The Winners

1. I’m A Man’s Man, And I Await The Return Of My Man by Amanda Lehr (1st Place Winner)
2. FAQs About Mount Rushmore’s Enormous Underground Quadruple Penis by Daniel Williams (2nd Place Winner)
3. I Got Hit By A Blimp The Other Day And I Don’t Understand Why Everyone Has So Many Questions by Joe Harrington (3rd Place Winner)
4. The Berenstain Bears Get A Divorce by Ryan Weber
5. The Boys Of Summer… Are Back! by Mark Novotny
6. I Married Charles Darwin And He Immediately Stopped Evolving by Becky Veduccio Langton
7. I Am A Home Depot Floor Rep And If You Catch Me I Must Grant You 3 Wishes by Brandon Dockery
8. A Very Chill Guide To Your Upcoming Vasectomy by Kristen Mulrooney
9. You’re The Richest Person Alive by Jordan Lee Cohen
10. On The Eve Of My Annual Hardware-Store Dad Zinger… by Justin Gawel

Honorable Mentions

In no particular order, here are 10 other Challenge entries we loved!

• Congratulations! You’re The New Social Media Voice Of Sauerkraut! by Chris Knight
• David Attenborough Presents: A Drunken Thirty-Something Female Coming Home Alone (Again) by Kelly Shanley
• How This Weatherboy Became A Weatherman by Nick Ortolani
• I Fully Support Unions, Just Not For My Oompa Loompa Workforce by Jasper Wang
• I’d Love To Hang Out, But Only If It’s Super Convenient For Me by Megan Rogers
• Is It Weird If I Ask You Out? Yes, It’s Me From The Search Party by Joel Kane
• Notes From My 5-Year-Old Improv Coach by Katie Burgess
• Quiz: Are You Gay? by Garrett Williams
• The Magic School Bus Gets Psychoanalyzed! by Spencer Roth-Rose
• Why Mambo №. 5 Should Replace Your Wedding Vows by Alex Englert

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