I’d Love To Hang Out, But Only If It’s Super Convenient For Me
Oh my gosh, I totally responded to this in my head.
I’d love to hang out! Any chance we could get together between 4 pm and 4:39 pm? And can you come over to my place?
It’s been so long since I last saw you. I miss you! Can I invite my friend Molly to our get-together? She’s insufferable and only talks about her pet hamster, so you and I can silently suffer together.
Are you planning on being available to hang out on Saturday no matter what? I’m not sure what time I’ll feel like socializing, but if you want to wait around for me to maybe text you, let’s make it happen!
Hi, sorry I’m late in replying. It’s been so crazy around here. Want to come to my place and watch a movie? On the way, can you stop and get pizza and wine and laundry detergent and quinoa? Actually, I’ll just text you my grocery list :)
Oh my gosh, I totally responded to this in my head. I’m booked at the spa all day, but it would cheer me up so much if I could see you. Want to sit in the waiting room at the spa and we can hug in between my massage and my reiki session? Now that I know you’re free at this time, you can’t say no!
I was just thinking about you!!!!! Remember Chad, who I met when I took you out for drinks after you lost your job? I haven’t talked to him since I ditched you and went home with him and I’m DYING to reconnect. With him, of course. Let’s postpone our movie date and go on a bar crawl with Chad. You can be my wing woman! Chad’s friends are hideous and get worse at karaoke as they drink. It will be FUN!
We NEED to catch up. But I can’t interrupt my sunbathing schedule. Do you want to charter a helicopter and then yell hi while I tan on my private rooftop pool? I’d hate to waste one of my precious guest passes.
Girlie, I am down to clown. Hehehe. OK, but seriously, I don’t prioritize your friendship.
