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for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.” -Mae West8. “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” -George Carlin9. “It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.” -Joan Rivers10. “A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.” -Alessandra Torre11. “I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.” -Mitch Hedberg12. “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” -Betty Friedan13. “She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.” -Dorothy Parker14. “For women, the best <a href="https://readmedium.com/7-thanksgiving-dinner-aphrodisiacs-bd6a21772e">aphrodisiacs</a> are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.” -Isabel Allende15. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” -Frank Zappa16. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” -Jimmy Dean17. “Sex is like money; only too much is enough.” -John Updike18. “To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle.” -Henry Miller19. “I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.” -Oscar Wilde20. “Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.” -Helen Gurley BrownMore from Kiki Wellington:<div id="1323" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/by-misadventure-erotic-story-excerpt-by-kiki-wellington-exhibitionism-voyeurism-4f2ce5e9a84f"> <div>

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            <h2>By Misadventure (Erotic Story Excerpt)</h2>
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20 More Quotes About Sex

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Sometimes I’m in the mood for love, sometimes I’m in the mood for lust, but no matter what, I’m always in the mood for a good quote. I’ve been reading a lot of sex quotes lately, so of course I wanted to share more. Below are 20 more quotes about sex that I absolutely love.

1. “Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” -Steve Martin

2. “It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” -Marilyn Monroe

3. “Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.” -Robert A. Heinlein

4. “In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.” -Nora Ephron

5. “Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.” -Suze Orman

6. “Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?” -Marquis de Sade

7. “Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.” -Mae West

8. “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” -George Carlin

9. “It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.” -Joan Rivers

10. “A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.” -Alessandra Torre

11. “I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.” -Mitch Hedberg

12. “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” -Betty Friedan

13. “She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.” -Dorothy Parker

14. “For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.” -Isabel Allende

15. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” -Frank Zappa

16. “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” -Jimmy Dean

17. “Sex is like money; only too much is enough.” -John Updike

18. “To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle.” -Henry Miller

19. “I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.” -Oscar Wilde

20. “Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.” -Helen Gurley Brown

More from Kiki Wellington:

By Misadventure (Erotic Story Excerpt)

All of this was wrong…but in the right way….

medium.com

Quickie: When Are Couples Most Likely to Try a Threesome?

The answer may surprise you

medium.com

5 Reasons to Love Paranormal Erotica

Getting off on things that bump you in the night

medium.com

Do you love quotes? Then check out my publication, I quote, therefore I am., for quotes about a variety of topics.