20 Quotes About Sex
The things people say when they talk about sex

As Salt-N-Pepa would say, “Let’s talk about sex, baby!” And why not? We all do it, we all think about it, so why not talk about it? As much as I love reading sexy stories or candid blogs about sex, I also love reading quotes about it. Below are 20 of my favorites.
1. “I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.” -John Waters
2. “Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” -Marilyn Monroe
3. “A dirty book is rarely dusty.” -Unknown
4. “Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.” -Robert Byrne
5. “Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.” -Sophia Loren
6. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” -Oscar Wilde
7. “There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.” -Audrey Hepburn
8. “Familiarity breeds contempt — and children.” -Mark Twain
9. “Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man.” -Peter Porter
10. “Sex is an emotion in motion.” -Mae West
11. “Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” -Hunter S. Thompson
12. “Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses, so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.” -Jim Morrison
13. “I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” -Rodney Dangerfield
14. “The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.” -William H. Masters
15. “Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows.” -John Callahan 16. “Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.” -Barry Humphries
17. “Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman’s attention.” -Camille Paglia
18. “The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.” -Alfred Kinsey
19. “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” -Steve Martin
20. “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” -George Burns
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