Wackemall Dictionary
Welcome to the Wackemall Dictionary of the Strange and Unusual Words and Phrases used by Billy Jones.
Edited by Wackemall.com CEO (Chief Erratic Officer) Billy Jones AIC, and updated as more words are added. Each word is or will be linked to where I used it here on Medium.
Aa Algo is the pet name I have given to the Medium Algorithm. He’s such a sweet Algo. ALRW4M is Always Leave Readers Wanting for More. Asshole In Charge is the primary person responsible for all you see, the head AIC. That person may, or may not be the CEO. (See below.)
Bb Bipartisan is Orwellian doublespeak for padding the pockets of politricksters (see below) while giving the illusion of working together. Beggars toe is the result of living on the streets for months or years without adequate bathing and health care. Often called Athletes Foot, it most often occurs in people who are not athletes. Beggars toe can be cured with regular washing of feet and toes along with the application of anti-fungal creams. Boosters See Cheerleaders below. Burgersode is an episode of the Fast Food Wars. Bus Book is the book you leave behind to train your replacement after you have been fired from your sucky job.
Cc Cereal fiction is fictional stories written by or about flaky characters. Cheerleaders are those people who promote anything new as the next big thing without ever stopping to consider the down side. Chic is someone that’s chic, a fashionable or stylish person, usually female. Chief Erratic Officer (CEO) is someone who is in charge, but shouldn’t be in charge due to erratic and irrational business decisions. Click Farm See mutual appreciation society below. Cryptospammers are the thieves who create free accounts only to leave spam comments linking to their cryptocurrency websites. They often employ Boosters and Cheerleaders (See above.) and use robots to do their dirty work.
Dd Democracy A political system in which, by design, only a complete collapse will bring about political change as the elites can always use the peoples’ money to bribe whoever is elected.
Ee “Entrepreneurs” are persons who found businesses using other people’s money, manage the business until at which time it goes public, or is sold-off to larger corporations, or stockholders who screw the business up while the Entrepreneurs party on their private islands.
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Gg Great Autonomous Purge is the economic destruction brought on by autonomous vehicles and the technology required to build them. Gurus are those people who claim to know the secrets that do not exist. Gun nuts are those gun owners who own, but do not possess the intelligence necessary to safely use firearms. Be pro gun, not pro gun nut.
Hh Hasbara is a made-up Hebrew word for lie. Highlight spammers, like content spammers, are those who highlight words and phrases solely for the purpose of putting links back to their own webpages.
Ii iBeggars are writers of poetry, stories, and articles who post their content online and beg for monetary support vie Ko-Fi and other such websites. Example: It’s so sad that Billy has become an iBeggar, we had hoped for so much more. It Is What It Is, is an expression that means, some things are just what they are, nothing more or less. A neutral term, neither praise nor fault is meant when saying, it is what it is.
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Ll Letter People is a termed lovingly used by a confused old man unable to keep up with changes (namely me) to describe the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer or questioning, intersex, and asexual or allied, and is by no means meant to be disparaging or demeaning. Life coaches are those with no skills of their own attempting to make their fortunes while chanting self-fulfilling prophecies? Lowest Common Denominator Production is the act of creating products and services that barely do the job the way they were originally intended to do.
Mm Mediumspere is the entire volume of all the people who have written and commented on Medium.com, and all those who read the content therein. Mutual Appreciation Society is much like a mutual admiration society, but lower on the totem poll of those who promote each other under pretense, and without authenticity. While it is possible for a mutual appreciation society to grow in numbers, its quality and value will never appreciate.
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Pp Philanthropist Someone who spends his or her time spending his or her ill gotten gains under the guise of charity in attempts to curry the favor of politicians, and the forgiveness of future generations who will suffer because of the means the philanthropist used to gain the money given away. Synonym: Philander
Rr Recovering Democrats are lost partisans, once of the Democratic Party persuasion who have since joined the far right and the Republican Party out of spite for not getting his or her way, and nothing more. Recovering Democrats, like too many recovering addicts, alcoholics, and smokers too often want to force their recovery process on the whole world believing that everyone suffers their same mental illnesses. They hold extreme views, are easily swayed by propaganda, and often believe the world is about to end.
Ss Serniea is that which never was, a place that never existed, a word which never before existed, and never will. Spam factory is any website where the use of spam threatens to render the website useless for its stated purpose.
Tt Trip toe is the result of tripping and breaking one’s toe while on LSD or other mind altering drugs. While common place throughout the 1960s, ’70s, and ’80s the LSD has mostly been replaced by…. How the hell would I know?
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Vv Veggie Head Stalker is an old friend I once traveled the world with. Veggisode is an episode of the Adventures of the Vegetable Stalker.
Ww Wackemall is short for whack them all, can be a noun, verb, or exclamation to take the place of F*^k, S*&t, or G^$ D%$$@t. It’s most common usages are found at Wackemall.com. Wackemall 650 is my antique motorcycle. Womansplaining is the act of telling stupid men where to go (usually Hell) and what to do (Wackemall yourself) even though they were not asked to do so.
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Zz Zuckerberg’s plantation is Facebook, the home to too many online sharecroppers.
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Thank you. -Billy
