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preciation, it’s cheap and it’s free. Do it to me, I’ll do it to you — better’n sex, and you never get screwed.</p><p id="b634">It never gets messy, not like a break up, and I’ll follow you ’til I’ve followed enough. Give me my hundred, a thousand or more; maybe a million, but let’s not keep score.</p><p id="1138">Follow, follow, follow me. Claps are easy — you done paid the fee. Be sure to leave comments as you follow along. We can all get together, and sing campfire songs.</p><p id="eaa4">Write lots of words, and write through the night. Write ’til your fingers can’t feed you delights. Write and click publ

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ish — you know what to do. Do anything for a few more page views.</p><p id="82b3">Work on that bounce rate, get your readers back. Get them addicted as if you’re selling crack. Write for algorithms. Can they really read? Do it for pennies to help you buy seeds.</p><p id="7f01">You know, so we can eat. And please don’t forget to clap 50 times. You can always find my latest <a href="http://www.wackemall.com"><b>M<%$*m</b></a><b> </b>stories, poems, rants, and raves by clicking on <a href="http://www.wackemall.com"><b>Wackemall.com.</b></a> After all, there really is nothin’ better to do.</p></article></body>

Click Farm

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A poem about… Well you’ll figure it out.

Follow, follow, follow me. Give me some claps — it’s easy and free. How ‘bout some tips — it won’t cost you much. Follow me, we can stay in touch.

Become a member of my society — Mutual appreciation, it’s cheap and it’s free. Do it to me, I’ll do it to you — better’n sex, and you never get screwed.

It never gets messy, not like a break up, and I’ll follow you ’til I’ve followed enough. Give me my hundred, a thousand or more; maybe a million, but let’s not keep score.

Follow, follow, follow me. Claps are easy — you done paid the fee. Be sure to leave comments as you follow along. We can all get together, and sing campfire songs.

Write lots of words, and write through the night. Write ’til your fingers can’t feed you delights. Write and click publish — you know what to do. Do anything for a few more page views.

Work on that bounce rate, get your readers back. Get them addicted as if you’re selling crack. Write for algorithms. Can they really read? Do it for pennies to help you buy seeds.

You know, so we can eat. And please don’t forget to clap 50 times. You can always find my latest M<%$*m stories, poems, rants, and raves by clicking on Wackemall.com. After all, there really is nothin’ better to do.

Billy Jones
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