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niEZuTP"><figcaption>Photo by <a href="https://unsplash.com/@coldfield?utm_source=medium&amp;utm_medium=referral">Alexander Lyashkov</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com?utm_source=medium&amp;utm_medium=referral">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure><p id="c50f">ziggy: smillew said somethin’ about grims —</p><p id="7e52">lucy: ferry tails?</p><p id="ecba">ziggy: what? what the fuck is carrie ann putting in your treat tray?</p><figure id="6966"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*3N6pYNtMcBfU__qu"><figcaption>Photo by <a href="https://unsplash.com/@charlesdeluvio?utm_source=medium&amp;utm_medium=referral">charlesdeluvio</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com?utm_source=medium&amp;utm_medium=referral">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure><p id="0972">lucy: i’ll have what he’s having.</p><p id="0bf1">ziggy: he looks like marty feldman. . . back to <a href="undefined">Smillew Rahcuef</a>’s rules. somethin’ about blowjobs.</p><p id="93f6">lucy: that’s two werds! <a href="https://readmedium.com/help-me-win-the-blowjob-challenge-fd87ef0a9aaf">everybody’s spellling it rong</a>. we get <a href="https://readmedium.com/how-to-smillew-like-grimsby-hackney-d170623cd6b4">extra smiley</a> points for korrect spellling.</p><p id="b6dc">ziggy: i got a gazillion extra points for my poem.</p><p id="4989">lucy: your poem’s shit, but not as bad as grimsbee’s.</p><div id="2cf2" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/scrabble-my-medium-72bdaa155923"> <div> <div> <h2>Scrabble My Medium</h2> <div><h3>I’m only doing this because Smillew promised me that he would pay £100 for someone who uses the tag “Erotica” to give…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div

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    </div><p id="e43b">ziggy: what a loser. he only has 367 followers.</p><p id="cd48">lucy: after <a href="https://readmedium.com/dear-coach-tony-9f4f5b2825d6">coach tony</a>’s annual perge, he’ll have <a href="https://readmedium.com/there-once-was-an-author-named-smillew-a9d37224ed2">minus ten</a>.</p><p id="a738">ziggy and lucy: jajajaja.</p><p id="d0ee">lucy: <a href="https://readmedium.com/grimley-peeping-what-are-you-hoping-to-see-1980266c10cb">what else?</a></p><p id="2c3d">ziggy: it says here, “<b>242 points</b> for making fun of <a href="undefined">Grimsby Hackney</a> in your article.”</p><p id="6340">lucy: did we do that yet?</p><p id="f6fb">ziggy: i don’t think so.</p><figure id="5c48"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*H0Pv1OekPZau3Cn0FFMe2Q.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="2edc">lucy: i’m kinda sleepy. can we do this mañana?</p><p id="f0b6">ziggy: okie dokie. hey, that’s my bed, bitch.</p><p id="7bcb">lucy: byte me.</p><div id="0698" class="link-block">
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‘SCRABBLE YOUR MEDIUM’

smillew’s scrabble challenge

round four — by lucy furr and ziggy bear

lucy: did you find it?

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ziggy: is this it?

lucy: no, you fool. scrabble. it’s in here somewhere.

ziggy: this one? (holding an ‘apples to apples’ game in his paws.)

lucy: scrabble is a board game. those are cards. dumb ass.

ziggy:

abble, scrabble

apples, scrapples

it’s all the same game

and stop callin me names, bitch

there’s no way you’re gonna get rich

writing for medium.coma.

it’s a waste of . . . oh, ma- —

ha! i found it!

(my first attempt at writing poetry. show me some ❤️❤️ in the comments. with apologies to anyone from omaha— ziggy)

lucy: close enough. scrabble dice. that’ll werk.

ziggy: what do we do now?

lucy: i have no

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ziggy: smillew said somethin’ about grims —

lucy: ferry tails?

ziggy: what? what the fuck is carrie ann putting in your treat tray?

Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

lucy: i’ll have what he’s having.

ziggy: he looks like marty feldman. . . back to Smillew Rahcuef’s rules. somethin’ about blowjobs.

lucy: that’s two werds! everybody’s spellling it rong. we get extra smiley points for korrect spellling.

ziggy: i got a gazillion extra points for my poem.

lucy: your poem’s shit, but not as bad as grimsbee’s.

ziggy: what a loser. he only has 367 followers.

lucy: after coach tony’s annual perge, he’ll have minus ten.

ziggy and lucy: jajajaja.

lucy: what else?

ziggy: it says here, “242 points for making fun of Grimsby Hackney in your article.”

lucy: did we do that yet?

ziggy: i don’t think so.

lucy: i’m kinda sleepy. can we do this mañana?

ziggy: okie dokie. hey, that’s my bed, bitch.

lucy: byte me.

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