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Summary

The article is a direct appeal to Coach Tony for a technical fix on Medium.com's response ticker, which has become insufficient due to its four-digit limit.

Abstract

The author of the article addresses Coach Tony, presumably a figure responsible for the technical aspects of Medium.com. The author points out that their car's odometer has a six-digit capacity, which they are unlikely to max out, contrasting this with the four-digit response ticker on Medium that has already reached its limit of 9999 responses. The author humorously notes they hit this cap a month ago and requests a fix. They offer two suggestions: either add two more digits to the ticker or reset it to count backwards. The author signs off with gratitude and identifies themselves as "smillewann."

Opinions

  • The author finds the current four-digit response ticker inadequate for their level of engagement on the platform.
  • There is a humorous tone in the author's observation about the car's odometer versus the Medium response ticker.
  • The author is appreciative yet direct in their request for improvement, suggesting they value their interactions on Medium and want to see accurate metrics.
  • The author's suggestions indicate a preference for a practical solution (adding digits) as well as a creative alternative (counting backwards).

dear coach tony

Photo by Jonathan Borba on Unsplash

dear coach Tony,

my car has an odometer that is six digits long.

i will prolly never drive 999,999 miles in my car.

the responses ticker on medium.coma is only four digits long.

i reached 9999 responses a month ago.

please fix.

suggestions:

add two more digits

set it so that it goes backwards

mil gracias,

tu amiga,

smillewann

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