SMILLEW’S SCRABBLE CHALLENGE

Help Me Win the Blowjob Challenge

Please 😁

This article will make no sense unless you check out Smillew’s challenge here:

At first, I thought it was going to be all about the scoring. So I recreated a board here . ..

Which allowed me to form oxyphenbutazone for a score of 1785

Then I read the rules properly. Duh.

Here is my first attempt to make fun of Grimsby Hackney in poetic form using the word blowjob. Only 40 more articles to go to be in with a chance of the bonus 4200 points for the 42nd article. Be afraid.

Each line of this “poem” is an anagram of Grimsby Hackney

Cab keys rhyming My sky breaching

My shiny keg crab My icky hens grab

Shaking by mercy Bang chyme risky

Grab itchy hymens Barge icky hymns

Hang on a minute . . .I think I may have made fun of Grimsby, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t make the word blowjob out of the letters in his name. It would have been a lot easier if his name had been Bob Jowl.

Back to the drawing board . . .