NUCK FICHES

There Once Was an Author Named Smillew

Scrabble challenge response in limerick form

Smillew laid down the challenge …

… so here goes:

You’ll really have to read the story above to know what’s going on below.

There once was a writer named Smillew And out of his mind, this one he blew Make fun of dear Grimsby And do it with whimsy So out of that mess this tale, it grew

He tagged me and threw out a “blowjob” Use it and earn, you big fat slob The most extra points Your nose outta joint As you gobble a knob while you bob

This poem, it doth make nearly no sense But I’ll use it to earn still some more pence I might net eleven Or maybe just seven And Grimsby, that boy be he ever so dense

Who knows how many points this “story” will earn me in Smillew Rahcuef’s convoluted, and likely corrupt, scoring system, but I did make fun of Grimsby Hackney and got a blowjob in there. Then too, it’s a poem.

Let me know Master Smillew Rahcuef. I’m waiting by the mailbox for my winnings.