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ands to This Song: Coronaway</h2>
<div><h3>To the music of Del Shannon’s song: Runaway</h3></div>
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</div><ul><li><i>Instead of singing “Happy Birthday” to get the desired 40 seconds, sing this.</i></li><li><b><i>Starting lyrics:</i></b><i> As I wash along
I’m 6 feet from where you’ve gone …</i></li></ul><div id="d8a0" class="link-block">
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<h2>We Call Our Reader “The Monster”</h2>
<div><h3>We use that well-earned name in conversations. Hopefully, nobody overhears those conversations.</h3></div>
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</div><ul><li><i>Do you name your devices?</i></li></ul><div id="856c" class="link-block">
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<h2>Men Clueless About Pregnancy?</h2>
<div><h3>Only women reacted to the joke</h3></div>
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</div><ul><li><i>How many pregnancy tests do old women need — over 100 in stock</i></li><li><i>And these men want to control abortion</i></li></ul><div id="8dec" class="link-block">
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<h2>George Fell From the Tree on Christmas Morning</h2>
<div><h3>He was not drunk</h3></div>
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</div><ul><li><i>My wife chastised me for naming them in alphabetical order</i></li></ul><div id="5cb0" class="link-block">
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<h2>How Do You Prevent Your Ice Cream from Escaping?</h2>
<div><h3>My first process problem, solved at age 5 or 6. Still used. Early school and computer career predictor. Waiters think…</h3></div>
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</div><ul><li>I always liked to solve practical problems that interfered with people’s lives.</li></ul><div id="9cb1" class="link-block">
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<h2>Lettuce = Potatoes</h2>
<div><h3>Pity my poor programmer trainees</h3></div>
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</div><ul><li><i>My poor trainee from NYC asked, </i>“Does lettuce grow underground?”</li></ul><div id="6706" class="link-block">
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<h2>Shocked by the Dance Floor Surprise</h2>
<div><h3>Maybe in a group of teenagers, but certainly not with a bunch of retirees!</h3></div>
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</div><ul><li><i>I felt someone grab my butt!</i></li><li><i>Not satire, but a real-life event that seemed to fit</i></li></ul><div id="4e61" class="link-block">
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<h2>Mass Confusion While Shopping at Walmart</h2>
<div><h3>Even smoothly working computers can be sabotaged by a sadistic architect and Dilbert management</h3></div>
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</div><ul><li><i>The website said the item was located at z21</i></li><li><i>z21 did not exist</i></li></ul><div id="6357" class="link-block">
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<h2>Vaccines: People Argue Worthless Points, Like Morality and Rights</h2>
<div><h3>Only risk counts. What level are you taking, in monetary terms?</h3></div>
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</div><ul><li><i>What bet are you making?</i></li></ul><h1 id="3413">Full Table of Contents (all stories)</h1><div id="a5d2" class="link-block">
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<h2>TOC with Synopses: Romance, Philosophy, Leadership + 12 Other Categories (B. Myers)</h2>
<div><h3>Don’t suffer scrolling through dozens of Medium’s new profile pages. My table-of-contents (TOC) includes a brief…</h3></div>
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