Rednecks, Pumpkin Spice Lattes, and Satan

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think for themselves just as much as a man does</a>. And to be completely honest about it, I think that men and women both enjoy being people who are free to think for themselves. Nothing is more boring or tedious than someone who insists that another think for them.<a href="https://readmedium.com/donaldmort-and-the-clueless-americans-and-this-aint-no-disco-3ad45ff0e662">This brings us to that, not from Georgia Graham Cracker who isn’t really white but is really into doing what he’s told, as opposed to thinking for himself.</a> How do I know this? Well, has anyone else noticed that Kansas stopped the anti-abortion crowd in an election? What part of “No” is too complicated for Graham Cracker to understand? The same goes for the likes of Greggy down in Texas and Sr. DeSantis over in Florida. I can not grasp how they have made the calculation that Americans are going to give up their freedom to do what they want when they want to, for rules that no one can or will follow.Some of the crap that these control freaks are suggesting is just not realistic in the least. Does anyone really think that if Ronny says so that no one in the state of Florida will say gay? That is obviously not ever going to happen. And then there are the people over in Texas, where damned near anyone can carry a firearm. Does anyone really think that those people are all for selling military hardware to 18-year-olds who can’t find their asses with both hands? Come on Gregg, pay attention. On second thought, you know what, Gregg, you’re absolutely right. I have no idea why Beto is so popular. Maybe because he’s more handsome?Apparently that old adage about “where there’s smoke there’s fire” is true. Not one of these silly wannabe politicians could say what they’re saying if it were not for the militias. What I want to know is who do these radical right-wing fascists think they’re going to rule over. The problem those good old boys are going to run into do not live on the coast and do not consider themselves to be elitist. They might lust after that cousin that’s built like a brick outhouse but they are not into child pornography. The people that the good old boys are going to lock horns with are commonly known as Rednecks. You see, Rednecks are pretty much just a bunch of practical people who happen to like a lot of the same things like fishing, tractor pulls, country music, and the right to party hardy on Saturday night. I fear that some of our most radical right-wing nuts are in for a rude awakening come November. What those folks are doing is they are trying to regulate the sex life of Rednecks. Folks, that ain’t gonna happen.<p id="b

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794">Have any of you radical right-wing nuts seen what girls who attend Mud Runs wear or what they do not wear? Why do you think they give them names like Dirty Girl Mud Run? Do you suppose that the guys who drive those monster trucks and put all of those thonged women back in the bed are pure as the driven snow? I don’t. I know for sure that those guys get lucky at least once per weekend. And I’m not talking about the luck that their big ole truck didn’t break down either. Here’s my point. The men and women who can be observed attending such events as the Dirty Girl are pretty much the definitions of Rednecks. You know what? There are black Rednecks, Mexican Rednecks, Chicano Rednecks, Sissy rednecks, Butch Rednecks, and even some ordinary run-of-the-mill White Rednecks. So who do these Radical Right Wing Fascist wannabes think they’re going to rule over?Ponder about this for a moment. Does anyone think Matt or Marge or Loren are going to lobby for giving up their Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes? Really? I find that hard to compute but to hear them talk they want to overthrow the system of government that allows the likes of Starbucks to exist. This is where the disingenuous nature of some of these political talking heads faceplant in the closest plowed field or barnyard. When you think about what the implications are they don’t make any sense at all. Really? Do you want to close the FBI???? No terrorists would have anything to fear from the US with that as a deterrent, huh? <a href="https://readmedium.com/my-quest-for-the-perception-of-beauty-40e7d9069d07">What the hey, an ex-president has a perfect right to peddle Top Secret stuff to whomever, right? </a>But you’re going to call a current president who is fighting for your health and well-being Satan?Are these ideas too difficult for you to grok? Well, I suspect you ain’t a Redneck then. All the Rednecks I know can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time. And they all delight in solving the most difficult and abstract ideas that exist on the planet like how to get good-looking women in the bed of a monster truck to show off their Redneck booties all day, so the driver of that monster ends up sleeping like a baby. Now that’s a difficult abstraction to manage but every weekend there are a lot of Rednecks doing exactly that while you Suits are all busy plotting how you’re going to rule the Rednecks. Boys, I hate to break it to you, but Rednecks are free to load up anything they want. So that ain’t going to happen. <a href="https://readmedium.com/hey-dems-grow-a-set-or-lose-the-midterms-ba548f76325e">The midterms are the Democrats to lose. Bet on it.</a></article></body>

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I think The Great Resignation exists as a direct result of the national gut check Covid afforded all of us. I think it looks like people are becoming free to, as opposed to free from. They’re becoming free to earn money for doing what they wish to express as opposed to being free from worry about what old age could bring. There is a huge difference between those two concepts. Someone who is free, can make mistakes and even be wrong. But someone who is free is chained to that past they’re free from. Free to, has no particular limits. Free from, is by definition limited. Free to, surely seems to be more desirable than free from.

It seems the midterm primaries are showing a number of wannabe politicians who are free from the truth. It is clearly their right to tell whatever lie they wish to tell. But they are free to not only lie but they are also free, to tell the truth, and they are even free to discover what the truth actually is. One way to see the difference between the two concepts is to consider being free from prison and being free to go to prison. If one is free from prison we would have to assume that person was once a mandatory guest of the prison, while if one is free to go to prison we must assume prison attendance is optional.

Therefore, I have to take the position that women are free to decide what is best for their bodies. Old white guys have no idea what it means for a woman to be pregnant. To use the theme here, once a woman has a baby she is no longer free to do anything. She can only be free for brief moments. But guys can run away and be free from the responsibility of the child. I get that there are some women whose kink is to be controlled by their men. That’s wonderful for them, should they encounter such a relationship, but there are just as many women — if not more women — who find that level of control suffocating. Believe it or not, women like to think for themselves just as much as a man does. And to be completely honest about it, I think that men and women both enjoy being people who are free to think for themselves. Nothing is more boring or tedious than someone who insists that another think for them.

This brings us to that, not from Georgia Graham Cracker who isn’t really white but is really into doing what he’s told, as opposed to thinking for himself. How do I know this? Well, has anyone else noticed that Kansas stopped the anti-abortion crowd in an election? What part of “No” is too complicated for Graham Cracker to understand? The same goes for the likes of Greggy down in Texas and Sr. DeSantis over in Florida. I can not grasp how they have made the calculation that Americans are going to give up their freedom to do what they want when they want to, for rules that no one can or will follow.

Some of the crap that these control freaks are suggesting is just not realistic in the least. Does anyone really think that if Ronny says so that no one in the state of Florida will say gay? That is obviously not ever going to happen. And then there are the people over in Texas, where damned near anyone can carry a firearm. Does anyone really think that those people are all for selling military hardware to 18-year-olds who can’t find their asses with both hands? Come on Gregg, pay attention. On second thought, you know what, Gregg, you’re absolutely right. I have no idea why Beto is so popular. Maybe because he’s more handsome?

Apparently that old adage about “where there’s smoke there’s fire” is true. Not one of these silly wannabe politicians could say what they’re saying if it were not for the militias. What I want to know is who do these radical right-wing fascists think they’re going to rule over. The problem those good old boys are going to run into do not live on the coast and do not consider themselves to be elitist. They might lust after that cousin that’s built like a brick outhouse but they are not into child pornography. The people that the good old boys are going to lock horns with are commonly known as Rednecks. You see, Rednecks are pretty much just a bunch of practical people who happen to like a lot of the same things like fishing, tractor pulls, country music, and the right to party hardy on Saturday night. I fear that some of our most radical right-wing nuts are in for a rude awakening come November. What those folks are doing is they are trying to regulate the sex life of Rednecks. Folks, that ain’t gonna happen.

Have any of you radical right-wing nuts seen what girls who attend Mud Runs wear or what they do not wear? Why do you think they give them names like Dirty Girl Mud Run? Do you suppose that the guys who drive those monster trucks and put all of those thonged women back in the bed are pure as the driven snow? I don’t. I know for sure that those guys get lucky at least once per weekend. And I’m not talking about the luck that their big ole truck didn’t break down either. Here’s my point. The men and women who can be observed attending such events as the Dirty Girl are pretty much the definitions of Rednecks. You know what? There are black Rednecks, Mexican Rednecks, Chicano Rednecks, Sissy rednecks, Butch Rednecks, and even some ordinary run-of-the-mill White Rednecks. So who do these Radical Right Wing Fascist wannabes think they’re going to rule over?

Ponder about this for a moment. Does anyone think Matt or Marge or Loren are going to lobby for giving up their Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes? Really? I find that hard to compute but to hear them talk they want to overthrow the system of government that allows the likes of Starbucks to exist. This is where the disingenuous nature of some of these political talking heads faceplant in the closest plowed field or barnyard. When you think about what the implications are they don’t make any sense at all. Really? Do you want to close the FBI???? No terrorists would have anything to fear from the US with that as a deterrent, huh? What the hey, an ex-president has a perfect right to peddle Top Secret stuff to whomever, right? But you’re going to call a current president who is fighting for your health and well-being Satan?

Are these ideas too difficult for you to grok? Well, I suspect you ain’t a Redneck then. All the Rednecks I know can walk and chew bubblegum at the same time. And they all delight in solving the most difficult and abstract ideas that exist on the planet like how to get good-looking women in the bed of a monster truck to show off their Redneck booties all day, so the driver of that monster ends up sleeping like a baby. Now that’s a difficult abstraction to manage but every weekend there are a lot of Rednecks doing exactly that while you Suits are all busy plotting how you’re going to rule the Rednecks. Boys, I hate to break it to you, but Rednecks are free to load up anything they want. So that ain’t going to happen. The midterms are the Democrats to lose. Bet on it.