Donaldmort and the Clueless Americans: And this ain’t no Disco!

A few years ago, US citizens were renowned for being Ugly Americans. This moniker was not because Americans are not pretty. It was because Americans can be callous when it comes to cultures other than their own. These days, Americans are becoming known by a new nickname: Clueless Americans. In the eyes of the world, the fascination Americans have for he-who-may-not-be-named is beyond understanding because anyone with half a brain knows that guy lies about anything and everything. I don’t know about anyone else but I’m really tired of hearing about that guy. Common sense will tell you that you can tell when he lies because his lips move. And now there’s a judge, appointed by him no less, who is concerned that he will not be getting a fair opportunity to run for president again. What the bloody hell?????

Dark Brandon gave a speech here the other day in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania where he called out the MAGA crowd as being anti-democracy. What the man said made perfectly good sense. Donaldmort declared in a speech he gave in Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania a few days later where Donaldmort called Dark Brandon Satan because he dared to challenge the liar on his lies. And rednecks cheered. Being a card carrying redneck myself, I just do not understand how anyone can get behind a lying POS who is doing his best to sow discord in the entire country for the sole purpose of his own self-aggrandizement.

Now I understand that it’s a matter of pride that some of my fellow rednecks are downright proud of their purported ignorance, but come on folks, would you believe someone trying to sell you a pickup with bald tires and a three pack-a-day smoke habit? Of course not, because the pickup you already have works just fine and has lasted a long time. So why in the name of God would you want to buy the bullshit that a New York flim-flam man wants to sell you about how the country your family has given its life blood for and to is mistreating a liar? I know and know how I know that you have more sense than that.

What actually ticks me off even worse is that you’re being lied to by not only Donaldmort but by the folks who are claiming to report both sides of an issue on the national news. What I want to know is how does one report both sides of a bald faced lie? What exactly is wrong with just saying that the FBI were sent to pick up some stolen documents and being done with it. That’s what the FBI does. Their job is to protect national security. That was not the job of Donaldmort. He lied about being supported by Russia during the 2016 election. He lied about the server in his tower which was receiving communications from Russia and he even gave away sources and methods information to the Russians right in the Oval Office. What would it take to get the media to call this lying bullshit artist a lying bullshit artist? It’s one thing for people who know nothing about how government works to buy lies about the election and how he is being mistreated but for the nightly news? Look folks, Donaldism only works for Donaldmort. Wrap your head around it. That dude is not trustworthy no matter how fervently you want to believe it, it just ain’t so.

So get off of Dark Brandon’s back. You know he’s honest. He may or may not be misguided, but he has a track record of giving a happy damn about people. How many times back when they were campaigning did you see reports of the Old Guy giving help to those who were suffering, going out of his way to show some human kindness? You never saw Donaldmort doing that and you never will. Do you really think he’s sharing a cup of human kindness with all this crap about how he’s being picked on because he has Top Secret documents strewn all over his unsecured beach house? I don’t care how fancy his beach house is, you and I would be put under the jail for such behavior and you and I both know it. So explain to me why you’re feeling sorry for a thief and a liar? I don’t get it. And I especially do not understand why you keep sending him money. He’s lying about what he’s using it for. How do I know? His lips are moving, duh.

Here’s the goody. The election was not stolen. Your boy is just a loser. Think about this for a moment. Donaldmort first denied the existence of COVID. Then he lied about what a cure would be and lots of people believed him right up to the moment they died in the ICU. Those people were your friends and family. Then he has the unmitigated gall to be all proud about how he brought the vaccine to you???? Are you all brain dead? See, I can not accept that as true. I know that we rednecks get a bad rap, but I’ve seen what you can do with a deer carcass and a freezer. I know what you can do to solve problems. And I know that you’re not stupid.

What I don’t know is what there is about a Spoiled Rich Kid that you think is worth losing your honor over. I can kind of understand why over-educated so-called journalists lose their honor over the likes of Donaldmort but you folks have common sense. Dark Brandon is not the most charismatic fellow who ever inhabited the White House but he may be the most humane fellow who has ever lived there. He is the guy who finally brought closure to 9/11. He is the guy who got the money to fix the bridges you drive over to get to work every day. He is the fellow who is trying to get your student loans canceled so you can recover from the economic disaster that COVID has been. He is the guy who got you money to survive the lock down. But do you folks give him credit for that? I surely do hope so. But still I hear Donaldmort wannabes still griping about Dr. Fauci asking you to wear masks to protect yourself during the worst of the COVID outbreak. I mean really folks, the crap Donaldmort proposed during that outbreak killed lots of people. But those are the same people who are telling you that the FBI can not be trusted and that they even shot Donaldmort’s dog. Guys! Donaldmort hates dogs. He has never had a dog. There was no dog in his White House was there?

So how about you folk start using the common sense the good lord gave you and pay attention to reality. Y’all have been acting the fool long enough. We can all see how black your behinds are. Now how about moving on? I would really like to go a week or two without reading his name in a news report or hearing his name in another lament about his lying ways. He is not going to save anything. He might destroy everything you believe in and have stood for your entire life though. It’s okay to expect things to be just fine because they are. It’s even okay to ignore that lying ignoramus.