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take <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-masturbated-in-the-metaverse-96236c0472eb">a trip to the metaverse</a>.Leaving <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-problem-with-stupid-challenges-bbf6e40f6677">a link to one of their articles</a> would be too obvious; everybody would understand who I’m in love with, and people wouldn’t believe it anyway — they would think I’m joking.The same with tagging <a href="undefined">them</a>.Should I hire <a href="undefined">Victor Cardenas</a> <a href="https://readmedium.com/yana-and-the-case-of-the-curious-crush-pt-1-fe6eca977dcd">to investigate as he did </a>for <a href="undefined">Yana</a> <a href="https://readmedium.com/yana-and-the-case-of-the-curious-crush-pt-1-fe6eca977dcd">and her crush</a>? He’s good. I’m sure Victor would find the object of my desire and reveal it to all in one of his <a href="https://ahistoricalhow.medium.com/now-kiss-advice-on-medium-writer-relationships-a6c8c1286032">advice columns for sapiosexuals</a>.Or should I write poetry?My flame! Your stories are to blame. My heart Beats for your art.What to do? What to do? WHAT TO DO? (I shout, running around my office in the basement while typing — which is hard.)I can’t reveal the name of my love too fast, or readers won’t click on the seventeen following episodes (this is the pilot) of season 1 (there’s an option on two more).But I need to give my readers some <a href="https://readmedium.com/a-racist-prick-e7ca69220fe9">H.</a> <a href="https://readmedium.com/middle-aged-me-giving-a-rats-arse-b517368263db">I.</a> <a href="https://readmedium.com/no-one-gives-a-fuck-about-personal-growth-a254be2124a4">N.</a> <a href="https://readmedium.com/boobs-wordle-2b1eb7e0deb

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f">T.</a> <a href="https://readmedium.com/10-amazing-albums-for-your-collection-a01272558275">S.</a> to keep them hooked.I hope it will all work out and end HAPPILY.<figure id="99b6"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*r37E5C_qPcV2FVbUSaYSgA.png"><figcaption>Not gonna lie, I had a different kind of happy in mind —Maybe I’ll find what I need on <a href="https://www.pexels.com/photo/sweet-moments-of-romantic-couple-walking-together-6012040/">Pexels</a> (or on <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-asked-chatgpt-to-give-me-a-blowjob-heres-what-happened-b3e8cad137ab#b165-41aa498b13a8">ChatGPT</a>?)</figcaption></figure>References:<ul><li><a href="https://readmedium.com/ive-developed-a-writer-s-crush-with-a-woman-on-medium-2c0c332852c3">I’ve Developed a Writer’s Crush with a Woman on Medium.</a> (by Anonymous Teacher)</li><li><a href="https://readmedium.com/i-am-falling-for-someone-on-medium-and-he-doesnt-even-know-it-2abb5dced75d">I Am Falling For Someone on Medium and He Doesn’t Even Know It</a> (by Yana Bostongirl)</li><li><a href="https://markemilee.medium.com/dear-secret-in-admirer-3fd3e3efd144">Dear Secret Admirer</a> (by Emily Ann Mark)</li><li><a href="https://readmedium.com/why-medium-is-the-perfect-dating-app-60f33def129">Why Medium Is the Perfect Dating App</a> (by Gaby Rogut)</li><li><a href="https://hogantorah.medium.com/how-to-take-hot-writer-chicks-from-another-country-on-vacation-f47eb60d18a6">How To Take Hot Writer Chicks from Another Country on Vacation</a> (by Hogan Torah)</li></ul>Smillew is a Medium artiste. As such, he <a href="https://readmedium.com/six-truths-nobody-tells-you-about-lying-6b6c5a97ba0c#a2d9">shamelessly lies</a> and begs for <a href="https://ko-fi.com/smillew">money on ko-fi</a>.</article></body>

I get a kick out of it

I Fell in Love With a Writer (Again)

Wish me luck!!

**Who hides behind this balloon I bought** — on Pexels?

I can’t say much because I don’t want them to know about my feelings, but I can’t help dreaming that writing these convoluted lines will end up in a private note telling me they love me too!

Am I a coward for not revealing my feelings directly? Am I acting like a fairy tale Princess, waiting for Prince Charming to come and take me away on its private jet for forbidden adventures when I could take the lead and have some fun?

Or is it another of my evil twin’s twisted plans to draw readers to my articles by pretending I’m overwhelmed by my feelings?

I don’t know anymore!!

I want them to know, and I don’t want. I’m scared and hopeful. I’m full of contradictions because I’m in love.

It’s not the first time I fell in love with a writer on Medium; I know how it messes up my brain. If writing this article doesn’t help me straighten my thoughts, I’ll have to ask ChatGPT for help, or worse, take a trip to the metaverse.

Leaving a link to one of their articles would be too obvious; everybody would understand who I’m in love with, and people wouldn’t believe it anyway — they would think I’m joking.

The same with tagging them.

Should I hire Victor Cardenas to investigate as he did for Yana and her crush? He’s good. I’m sure Victor would find the object of my desire and reveal it to all in one of his advice columns for sapiosexuals.

Or should I write poetry?

My flame! Your stories are to blame. My heart Beats for your art.

What to do? What to do? WHAT TO DO? (I shout, running around my office in the basement while typing — which is hard.)

I can’t reveal the name of my love too fast, or readers won’t click on the seventeen following episodes (this is the pilot) of season 1 (there’s an option on two more).

But I need to give my readers some H. I. N. T. S. to keep them hooked.

I hope it will all work out and end HAPPILY.

**Not gonna lie, I had a different kind of happy in mind** —Maybe I’ll find what I need on Pexels (*or on ChatGPT?*)

References:

I’ve Developed a Writer’s Crush with a Woman on Medium. (by Anonymous Teacher)
I Am Falling For Someone on Medium and He Doesn’t Even Know It (by Yana Bostongirl)
Dear Secret Admirer (by Emily Ann Mark)
Why Medium Is the Perfect Dating App (by Gaby Rogut)
How To Take Hot Writer Chicks from Another Country on Vacation (by Hogan Torah)

Smillew is a Medium artiste. As such, he shamelessly lies and begs for money on ko-fi.