Extraterrestrial Writing

How Would You Introduce an Alien to Earth?

Write a short poem and increase the chance of $600 on Vocal Media! I give you some ideas to win it.

I don’t know about you, but I adore aliens for several reasons. My fascination with aliens is like having a cosmic crush on the universe’s most enigmatic creatures. It’s like the universe said, “Hey, I’ve got these funky, green folks hanging out in UFOs, and you’re gonna love ‘em.”

So, here’s why I’m head over heels for those little green (or sometimes gray) guys. I mean, who doesn’t want to raid an alien’s closet?

They’ve got those sleek, metallic suits that make even the fanciest tuxedo look like pajamas. And don’t get me started on their bling — intergalactic style!

Ever seen an alien break it down on the dance floor? It’s like watching a robot doing the moonwalk but with even more moonwalk vibes. They’ve got moves that’d make Michael Jackson jealous.

Aliens are the ultimate long-distance communicators. They could call home from the other side of the galaxy, while we can barely get a decent Wi-Fi signal in our own living room.

I mean, come on, they’ve got spaceships that can zip through the cosmos faster than a greased lightning bolt. Meanwhile, we’re stuck in traffic on the way to the grocery store.

Aliens make binge-watching sci-fi shows an actual job qualification. I mean, who else would you want as your Netflix buddy?

Think about it — when you meet an alien, you’ve got a built-in conversation starter for life. “So, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen on Earth so far?”

Rumor has it, aliens are the ultimate food critics. They’re constantly scouting out the galaxy for the best interstellar eats. If you ever spot one at your local taco truck, you know it’s legit.

Aliens love a good pun. They’ve got jokes that are literally “out of this world.” It’s like living with your dad’s humor on steroids.

So, yeah, I’m a card-carrying member of Team Alien Fanatic. Who wouldn’t want to befriend creatures who’ve mastered the art of stylish suits, mind-blowing dance moves, and cosmic dad jokes? Aliens are the universe’s coolest party crashers, and I’m here for it!

You think I digress. Nope! I didn’t.

You might be thinking, ‘This guy’s gone off on a tangent again.’ But nope, I’m not lost in the Bermuda Triangle of banter.

I’m here to spark your poetic genius, and trust me, $600 worth of brilliance awaits us!

Let’s dive into the poetry treasure hunt, and let’s talk business.

Last week, I introduced three great writing challenges. Two of them are still available, so if you missed my previous post, you can learn about those challenges from the attached story.

Now, let’s talk about my favorite challenge about aliens.

New Writing Challenge for Vocal Media Writers

The prompt for this contest is “Write a rhyming poem about the first thing you would introduce to an alien on Earth.”

Vocal asks poets to imagine:

“An alien has just landed on Earth for the first time. They’re curious, wide-eyed*, and eager to learn about our world.

Your mission is to introduce them to one thing that embodies our planet’s beauty, wonder, or quirks. Let your poem convey the momentousness or humor of this first introduction.

Do you take them to Mardi Gras, make them watch your favorite sitcom, or share a slice of pizza?

Whatever you choose, put your heart into it, have some fun, and be sure to make it rhyme!”

By the way, Vocal editors do not know if they have eyes.

For your submission to qualify, it must rhyme. You can employ any rhyme scheme of your choosing.

You need to submit it to the Poets community. Choosing a community is the final step in the submission process.

Remember that your poem may be rejected for word count requirements if submitted to any other community. As you may know, Vocal requires a minimum of 600 words per story.

Now, let’s talk about money.

The grand prize is $600, the second lace is $200, and 10 runners-up will get $20. Not too bad for a small poem, is it?

Submissions will close on Sep 27, 2023, at 1:59 PM AEST. So you still have 15 days left. What are you waiting for? Go and write some interesting story about our alien friend and increase your chances of $600.

By the way, this challenge is only open to Vocal+ members. If you are new to Vocal, you can join it with my referral link. It will not cost you extra, similar to a Medium membership. As a writer, you can monetize your content if you live in a country Stripe is supported. Vocal Media also pays generous bonuses to writers.

More information on this challenge is at this link.

How to Enter Vocal Writing Contest

When you enter the Vocal Media site, you can follow the steps shown in the following screenshot. It is straightforward.

Final Words

I started writing on Vocal Media and enjoy the platform very much. As a writer, you can monetize your content if you live in a country Stripe is supported. Vocal Media also pays generous bonuses to writers.

I wrote about previous challenges. I also shared my first impression of Vocal in a story titled I Finally Joined Vocal+ and Reaped Immediate Benefits.

I have more thrilling news to share, especially for the prolific writers on platforms like Medium, Vocal Media, and others. Themed storytelling contests are waiting for your creative touch.

By entering these contests, you not only get to put your creativity to the test but also stand a chance to win enticing prizes such as cash, experiences, donations, and much more. It’s an exciting opportunity to showcase your storytelling prowess.

I’m sending you my best wishes for this contest. If you happen to win, please do share the exciting news with us so we can celebrate together on both Vocal and Medium. I encourage you to consider joining Vocal to enjoy its many advantages.

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I will continue to share my thoughts and insights on a wide range of topics in the world of entertainment and technology.

Thank you for reading my post, and have a good one.

I joined the contest by writing two poems. I hope you enjoy them.

I am pleased to inform you that our chief editor Dr Mehmet Yildiz, joined this contest after we convinced him this weekend.

I wish you good luck in the contest.

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