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4f5b2825d6">9999 responses thingee</a>? merci. feliz navidad.</li><li>watch ‘lucifer’ before bed. it will give you nightmares. then you can write about it on medium.devil. here’s mine: i was tucked in, reading <a href="undefined">Steve Day</a>’s political thriller “knave’s gambit” on my kindle. i fell asleep for two seconds. dreamt hubby in a devil mask scarier than tom ellis’ jumped on the bed and shouted, “HEY, POOK!”. SCARED ME THE F*!#K AWAKE. (fyi: pooky is a naughty word in tagalog, but a good one in garfield comics). isn’t this edumacational? you’re welcome.</li><li>how long does a listicle have to be?</li><li>collaborate with ppl en el hemisferio sur. they are very inspirational. her majesty <a href="undefined">Raine Lore</a>, <a href="undefined">Robert</a> “the guillotine” gowty, <a href="undefined">Patrick</a> “the garden rake” eades. with 60 million subscribers to medium, there are prolly more than three writers who live in the suddern hemisphere, else the earth’s axis would be wonky. right, <a href="https://medium.com/@blogflaviomusa">flavio</a>?</li><li>if you live in the suddern hemisphere, collaborate with the northerners, <a href="https://readmedium.com/daily-itinerary-of-a-nextdoor-app-coyote-spotter-defbf8409d1b">

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the impolite canadian, </a><a href="https://readmedium.com/your-mockery-will-never-stop-me-from-honing-my-craft-e9616f27be35">her alter ego</a>, the <a href="https://readmedium.com/faqs-for-non-karens-58d45171f875">un-karen</a>, <a href="https://medium.com/the-pub">smillewiseasy</a>, the <a href="https://uvebruce.medium.com/does-anybody-else-hate-brunch-273b1314ede2">brunchbasher</a>, (correction: uve es de south africa. he is officially bi-hemisferio), <a href="https://medium.com/@annietrevaskis">the nice brit</a>, and <a href="https://readmedium.com/about-me-grimsby-hackney-c262eaf8e8">the cranky brit</a>. . .</li><li>read and follow posts by the new kids on the block. <a href="https://medium.com/@tonithetalker">toni’s</a> daughter, <a href="https://medium.com/@brittanygreathouse">https://medium.com/@brittanygreathouse</a>, and tejaswini katreddy, <a href="https://medium.com/@blissystar">https://medium.com/@blissystar</a></li><li>please encourage coach tony to find a way to <a href="https://readmedium.com/a-happy-medium-for-all-d55260c7af86">pay all medium writers</a>.</li><li><a href="https://readmedium.com/the-100-lines-in-20-minutes-prompt-9351ed29f40e">lucy furr </a>wants to go for a walk now. later.</li></ol></article></body>

if you are making more than ten cents an hour on medium, please let me know how you do it in the comments. i am ready for the next level. merci.

how to make eight cents an hour on medium.coma

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  1. type faster. or use one a them talk-to-type doohickeys.
  2. share your $5 medium.acct with eight ppl and two dogs. then it’s only 50 cents, thereby quadrupling your medium.income.
  3. no one’s heard of medium.com except for medium writers. think about it. when was the last time you met a real person who heard of medium?when i tell ppl i write for medium, they ask, “are you a psychic?” Coach Tony, maybe we could change the name? are you working on the 9999 responses thingee? merci. feliz navidad.
  4. watch ‘lucifer’ before bed. it will give you nightmares. then you can write about it on medium.devil. here’s mine: i was tucked in, reading Steve Day’s political thriller “knave’s gambit” on my kindle. i fell asleep for two seconds. dreamt hubby in a devil mask scarier than tom ellis’ jumped on the bed and shouted, “HEY, POOK!”. SCARED ME THE F*!#K AWAKE. (fyi: pooky is a naughty word in tagalog, but a good one in garfield comics). isn’t this edumacational? you’re welcome.
  5. how long does a listicle have to be?
  6. collaborate with ppl en el hemisferio sur. they are very inspirational. her majesty Raine Lore, Robert “the guillotine” gowty, Patrick “the garden rake” eades. with 60 million subscribers to medium, there are prolly more than three writers who live in the suddern hemisphere, else the earth’s axis would be wonky. right, flavio?
  7. if you live in the suddern hemisphere, collaborate with the northerners, the impolite canadian, her alter ego, the un-karen, smillewiseasy, the brunchbasher, (correction: uve es de south africa. he is officially bi-hemisferio), the nice brit, and the cranky brit. . .
  8. read and follow posts by the new kids on the block. toni’s daughter, https://medium.com/@brittanygreathouse, and tejaswini katreddy, https://medium.com/@blissystar
  9. please encourage coach tony to find a way to pay all medium writers.
  10. lucy furr wants to go for a walk now. later.
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