the 100 lines in 20 minutes prompt

bet you dint think i could type type-0s that fast, did ya?

several of my favorite writers on medium.rare have answered this prompt. these are the ones i’ve read so far: Karen L. Sullivan, the ‘un’ karen, Gunner Barrett, singing “drops of jupiter”, “i always wanted to be a villain” Patrick Eades, and poopoocaca Smillew Rahcuef.

without further procrastination . . .

1. i took carrie ann for a walk to clear my head.
2. we when to the golf course.
3. yay! it’s closed today.
4. it’s a dog park again as it should be.
5. there’s like a gazillion canada geese on the soccer field.
6. their wings sound like mechanical wind-up toys when they take off.
7. my turn, lucy.
8. ziggy here. i took carrie ann for a walk in the ‘hood.
9. i donnae walk her and lucy at the same time.
10. lucy likes to stop and smell ever’thin.
11. i walk fast.
12. like a sled dog.
13. i ducked out of my harness cuz carrie ann took me out the front door.
14. then she took me to the garage.
15. i’m not having it.
16. i’m houdini.
17. ‘just getting a plastic bag in case you poop, ziggy bear.’
18. we’re off.
19. i’m faster than a lead sled dog.
20. first thing i see is a place to pull her on the ice.
21. it’s not all melted yet.
22. i love ice and snow.
23. i’m a lab/chow/rez/shepherd.
24. i chased a bear cub out of the yard.
25. lucy helped.
26. on our walk, i licked the stop sign pole.
27. then i peed on it.
28. i donnae know why i licked it.
29. then i saw a rooster and a chicken.
30. but carrie ann dint let me chase them.
31. bitch.
32. here are some more things she dint let me chase.
33. a rabbit.
34. an orange cat.
35. like garfield or heathcliff.
36. a wild horse.
37. not in the hood this time.
38. i take off when carrie ann lets me off leash.
39. one time i chased deer.
40. i’ve never chased a giraffe.
41. could be fun.
42. on the way home, i stopped in a patch of snow.
43. i belly flopped.
44. i ate some of the snow.
45. tastes like chicken.
46. so does turkey
47. i’m going to take a nap now.
48. lucy can take over.
49. did you know they’re going to dinner without us, ziggy?
50. again?
51. that’s just not right.
52. we need a new story, lucy.
53. i’m hungry.
54. i know we’re going to run out of shish kebabs.
55. and nobody wants to shop at costco during the holidays.
56. even to use the teleportaiton device?
57. we could teleport to tazmania to see rex. Robert Gowty
58. or we could go to london to see shen. Annie Trevaskis
59. that would be fun.
60. did you see all the type-0s you’re making?
61. i only have two paws.
62. give me a break.
63. shit. only five minutes left.
64. we’re not going to make it, ziggy.
65. that’s carrie’s problem.
66. i’m going to snore and fart at the same time.
67. multi-tasker.
68. you’re just jealous.
69. we should hurry.
70. it’s getting windy.
71. falta amor.
72. without love.
73. i donnae know why i just thought of that.
74. estoy confudido.
75. ziggy has a toy that looks like a dildo.
76. lucy stole it.
77. that’s an old story.
78. a classic.
79. ziggy has three toys that lucy isn’t allowed to play with.
80. i’m special.
81. special ed.
82. stop fighting you two.
83. you better be good while we’re at dinner.
84. por supuesto, mum.
85. i’m out of ideas.
86. i have a new job.
87. another medium.coma side gig?
88. yeap. delivering flowers.
89. makes everyone smile.
90. and i get paid.
91. i better hurry.
92. my left hand is getting tired.
93. my carpal tunnel
94. tunnel of light at the end
95. of the day.
96. 24 seconds.
97. 10
98. 9
99. 8
100. 7–11 seconds left.