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Summary

The article discusses the author's perspective on protecting David Perlmutter, a prolific highlighter of Medium articles, and shares notable articles about him.

Abstract

The article titled "Hands Off David Perlmutter!" expresses the author's viewpoint on the importance of protecting David Perlmutter, a well-known figure on Medium known for highlighting articles. The author emphasizes that David is a unique individual with supernatural abilities to read and highlight content, and should be shielded from those who might offend him or disrupt his process. The author also shares a list of notable articles about David's saga, including pieces by Anna Marques, J.J. Pryor, Carol Lennox, Michael Burg, and Hogan Torah.

Opinions

  • David Perlmutter is a rare and special individual who needs protection from those who might offend him or disrupt his highlighting process.
  • All writers should feel blessed to have David around to highlight their writing, as it means he reads them.
  • David is not a bot or trying to prove anything; he is just a good guy with supernatural abilities to read and highlight.
  • The author does not care if David highlights their stories or not, but they acknowledge that David highlights their writing most of the time.
  • The author shares a list of notable articles about David's saga, including pieces by Anna Marques, J.J. Pryor, Carol Lennox, Michael Burg, and Hogan Torah.

David The Highlighter’s Saga

Hands Off David Perlmutter!

I want to protect the highlighting man

Highlight me, please! Wikipedia Commons

It’s been a lot of talk around David Perlmutter last few weeks.

I want to make a clear statement where I am on this important issue.

  1. David is so rare and special that he needs protection. Let’s protect him from people who may offend him and disrupt his 24x7 highlighting process.
  2. All of us must feel blessed to have David around to highlight our writing. That means he reads them.
  3. He’s not a bot or trying to prove anything. He’s just a good guy with supernatural abilities to read and highlight. Does it make him feel high and enlightened?
  4. I don’t care if David highlights my stories or not. He also doesn’t care that I don’t care. Of course, he highlights my writing most of the time.
  5. There are articles David doesn’t highlight. Proof: Tim Denning’s articles 1 & 2. Hope they won’t be highlighted by the time you read this story.

Where do you stand?

Some notable articles about David The Highlighter’s saga:

Anna Marques (0 highlights!):

J.J. Pryor:

Carol Lennox:

Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg):

Hogan Torah:

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