To the Very Fine Person Who Highlights Almost Every Line in My Pieces
You know who you are. I’m not going to ‘out’ you but you NEED to cut it out!
I WROTE THIS PIECE A YEAR AGO AND YOU CONTINUE TO MUTILATE OTHER WRITERS’ WORK TO THE POINT THAT iT iS DIFFICULT TO READ, EVEN UNREADABLE. YOU ARE NOT BEING FAIR TO ALL WHO WRITE ON MEDIUM!

Dear Compulsive Highlighter:
Genuine praise from you and other readers is desirable and very welcome indeed. Snarky comments come with the territory, along with being ignored or garnering very few reads, followers, and/or claps, and making little or no money.
But highlighting is in a class unto itself. Sui generis, as we say in the law.
Below are the problems you create for writers by highlighting every line (or almost every line) in a Medium piece, in case you are not aware. Because I assume your intentions are good or that compulsive highlighting is a reflex you have trouble controlling.
- If everything in the piece is important enough to highlight, then nothing is.
- A lot of highlighting is distracting. It makes the piece look cluttered. It makes it harder for others to read, which I hope is not your goal.
- The reader will be drawn to the (few) sentences that are NOT highlighted since these will stand out as different from the rest and thus, more interesting or important. They are so rare the reader will fixate on them, and not on the point(s) the writer has struggled to make. The reader will puzzle over why only these few lines were NOT worthy of highlighting — again, distracting from the point of the piece.
- The writer does not feel flattered to have almost every line highlighted. Writers crave attention and praise, like anyone else, but are generally paranoid and suspicious, and “writely” so, if you’ll pardon the pun. It takes guts to lay it all on the line for others to read and mock or ( maybe) enjoy. But please, go easy on the highlighting. Medium does not pay a bonus for the number of highlights bestowed upon a piece. (I have highlighted—well, bolded—this sentence so you don’t need to.)
- If you think genuine praise is in order, great. The writer has achieved his or her goal! Give the piece a hundred claps, maybe a thousand; go ahead and highlight a line or two, buy the writer a coffee or sign up for notifications when the writer publishes anything else.
I will sum up using the words of Neal Page, as brilliantly portrayed by Steve Martin in one of my favorite films, Planes, Trains & Automobiles: “You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planes,_Trains_and_Automobiles
Please do not highlight anything in this piece. If you think I might be talking to you, you are correct. If I have hurt your feelings, I apologize since that was not my intent. Thank you for reading anything I write, but next time you reach for that highlight key, imagine that your fingers will get chopped off in a meat grinder if you persist.
Curmudgeonly Yours,
Grumpy Writer & Highlighting Denier






