Where is Martynas?

Has Elvis left the building? 😅

Absolute insanity made by the author using Canva 😁

Non-Medium members can read this article here!

The Poet is Back! 👨🏼‍🎤

I see… You’re in a hurry. You came here just to scroll and skim. 🐇

But once again I wrote a longer story, I did that ugly little sin. 🤦‍♂️

Or maybe you are that clever runner, Who claps just once and runs away. 👏 ➡ 🏃🏼‍♀️

Who cares, my crazy Reader, I love you deeply anyway. 🖤

Just keep in mind that my love will start… Shortly after you reach the 30-second mark. 🙏😂

So, fellas… Hi! 🙋‍♂️

Yup. This is really me. The good old Martynas Ki. (@strangecash) here. I’m alive. 🌿

Why am I starting in such a… strange way? Oh, I will tell you why! 💡

Today is March 1st, so it means that February is officially over. 📅

And in February I hit the record. All-time low record. 🥶

I managed to publish only 5 stories (!) in total. Just take a look:

I think in this crazy world of Medium some writers (or maybe even most of them 😅) publish more in one single day. 🐇

So bravo, Martynas! Well done! 👏 You will never get your Medium tattoo. 🤦🏻‍♂️

But hey… Maybe quantity is not always the most important thing here? 🤔

You see, to be really honest, up until now (at least for me) my Medium journey seems strangely unique and I am really happy with it! 🙌

I mean I have been the rapper, the rain man, the crypto daddy, the pub manager, the poet. I even have been cloned. And I even beat Obama (in theory 😅).

And I really loved and enjoyed every single one of these moments! 💖

But now… I want to… stop a bit. ⛔

Why did I decide to stop? 🤔

Because now I have something more important on my mind than publishing on Medium. 🤷‍♂️

I want to test new waters, dig a little deeper, and reach success on Medium… in my way. ✨

Now I want to put on a geeky hoodie to become the coder, the programmer, the (ethical? 😅) hacker-cracker. 👩🏻‍💻

And here I’m talking about my Beedium project. 🐝

Beedium.com — New Tools for Medium Members!

It’s always better together!

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My goal and plan for now is to develop Beedium, to create the best platform that I possibly can, the real helper for the Medium community. 🖤

And when I finish this… Oh boy, I will come back here at full speed and write my crazy stuff like crazy! Just like other successful Mediumers do. 🤪

Even maybe like my French friend Kainos, I will have the challenge to publish every single day. And maybe not once, but twice. Nobody knows what the future will bring! 🔮

I really have no idea how much time and effort it will take to finish Beedium, but one thing is for sure — I will do everything that I can to create useful, good and entertaining tools! 🌟

So until then… I will publish here less. 👍

⚠️ The Spoiler Alert

Nobody likes excuses but… I’m a bit off my initial schedule with Beedium because in February I had many black swan events in my life. Oh, well… Life is life and many things can happen. 🤷‍♂️

But I can assure you that the work is being done, and I want to share a few screenshots with you as proof:

So stay tuned, fellas! 🤠

The first tool is on its way! 💖

The Poet Is Not the Only One Who’s Back 😅

Oh, yes! We have more guest stars in this post. 👋

And you probably know what I am talking about here — the “good” old spammy Martynas is back! 🙄

I invited him to this story but he agreed to join only with one condition — YOU have to put this song on full volume:

It has been a while since I used spammy Martynas services ( 😅 ), so I want to remind the concept:

Spammy Martynas is a tiny little experiment where I tag/mention some people at the very end of the article. 👩🏻‍🔬

I won’t tag random people — I will tag only those, who commented on a few of my recent Medium stories. 💬

⚠️ If you don’t want to be mentioned in my upcoming Medium stories, just leave a comment about that, and you never see your name mentioned again! 🤝🏻

So… Fellas, you are the ones! 🤩 THANK YOU so much for appearing on my Medium journey!🌷

Just like in that song — let’s run as fast as we can but… Friends, let’s keep holding each other’s hands, so we don’t get separated! 🤗

I really 🖤 you!