TINDER APP

Tinder Part 4: For Online Dating You Need Perfect Abs

Tinder makes me feel more lonely than I did before

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I’ve been reporting a lot of foreign ladies to these dating apps.

They are all fake accounts.

I just can’t imagine being in the “scam” industry pretending to be Korean or Chinese and hitting up all these desperate men.

They always will message you first with an emoji after you like them.

I’ve met two cool women so far

One on Twitter and one on Hinge.

What’s the Hinge Dating App?

It’s an app trying to be different… that is the same.

I met this interesting woman that might be real but I’m not counting on it.

She wanted to exchange info and I said “No” so then I told her we could meet at a coffer shop this weekend and that’s all I was willing to do.

I told her I would hit her up over the Hinge App on Saturday.

She said it “sounds good,” so who knows. Maybe she’s real, but I doubt it.

Twitter is also where you can DM and game

I met a sweet woman on Twitter, but again, I don’t know if she’s real.

It’s possible, but I DM’d I would like to zoom with her because I meet a lot of fake women online. I have not heard back yet.

FB to the Meta

I have been sending rando messages on FB and it is like rolling the dice doing this, but you can be friendly and get women to message you back. I find this really interesting since I’m a newb at all this.

F*** all dating apps

Anyway, I think this online dating stuff sucks, and I’m already burnt after like a week.

Go out and smile

I went out today at 10 am until 3pm and smiled and said hi to a lot of women.

I am going to do this tomorrow and stuff and practice saying hi to all the women I pass on the street.

Hopefully I will get the courage to start conversations on the street next.

I’m gong to spend the weekend going out to drinking holes and spend some time getting over my embarrassment with a friend. It should be fun.

What will happen next?

Will I meet anyone DTF? (look that up if you don’t know what it means.) But I would not know what to do if I met someone who was.

That’s how hard up and screwed up I am, but at least I have some Tinder stories to talk about at cocktail parties now!

And I will start doing sit-ups.

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