DATING APPS

Part 7: Tinder is Cray Cray

Bae Bae

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I still have not bought any Super Likes to send, but today I will because I’m on Vakay, bae, bae.

And also I am saying hi to everything sexy walking down the sidewalk today. I’m not used to it so I’m not pushing myself any harder.

Tinder will waste more of your time than binge watching Nuke’s Top 5.

Watching Nuke’s Top 5 is a better way to spend your time, honestly, but you’ll only get a date with ghost doing that.

No reply

I told an Asian lady with nice pics from some place with Asian lettering that she’s going to have to prove to me she’s real.

Texting globally all day and all night

OKCupid had me DM-ing some foreigners. No real replies. Maybe Playing Fire on YouTube does not work but I have not given up hope, yet.

I met a Satan worshipper and that fizzled out.

Why would I get along with them anyway.

Tinder Platinum is not worth my money

If all they do is match me up with fake accounts.

Plus you have to wait forever for your free message attempts on the Super Likes. But that’s not the end of the world but…

Time is money, honey

I like POF and OKCupid, right now, and I would definitely spend my monthly membership money there, to dive deep into those apps.

Tinder, I don’t know, yet. Shrug.

Seems like they are all glitter and no gold.

Around a week and half or two weeks on these apps and no real date yet!

Stay tuned!

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