Lovense Has Changed Adult Web Cams Forever

and it’s f#@king amazing!

The first time I heard of bluecam.com or chaturbate.com, it was from a friend of mine, while talking about nothing back over at my place in the living room.

Something he said prompted me to reveal how I went through a semi-long period where I spent way too much money at an adult cam website called iFriends. This was back when I was younger and cray-cray and thought a relationship with a girl in a foreign country stripping on webcam had potential.

I even went through times when I almost spent my entire paycheck from the telemarketing job I had. I’d sit at my desktop computer calculating how all I had to do was wait until next Friday to get online again and hang out with my virtual girlfriend stripping St. Petersburg, Russia.

You see, I went to a writers conference in St. Petersburg, Russia once, for two weeks, and I used this tidbit about myself to win over hot virtual Russian iFriends over my computer screen.

Once I stumbled upon a Latina from Brazil with my mouse. I typed her a message in the chatbox that said she looked like Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson combined (she did!). Then I sat around imagining how all I had to do was buy an airline ticket down to Rio De Janeiro, an eight-hour flight (I know this because I looked it up), and then true love would spring!

I’d imagine shit like this all the time thanks to iFriends and all the while racking up a huge credit card bill.

It was a full-on “addiction” I was experiencing and thank God I saw a therapist to talk to about it all to help me realize my brief panacea for loneliness, talking to foreign webcam girls, was No bueno!, Não é bom!, or нехорошо!

Since then, I haven’t put one credit card number into an adult webcam site, but let’s get back to my friend, who I was shooting the shizzle with on this nice spring day in my living room.

He was shocked to hear this shameful story from my life, but the real reason he was shocked was different than what you may think.

“You paid for it?” I remember him saying. “Don’t you know you can get whatever you want off the internet for free, now?”

And he wasn’t talking about downloading zip files off Torrent, either.

He was talking about bluecam.com, which he watched on the regular, he confessed, purely because it was free and the girl performers there actually… orgasm!

It sparked my interest immediately and after he left my place I brought the site up on my laptop to see what this adult cam website was all about.

I’m not going to lie… I liked it.

There I found thumbnails of “live” naked women who all seemed to have one thing in common; they all had a remote control neon pink dildo sticking out of their honey pot.

The experience on Chaturbate definitely resembles the old traditional glass boxes with tip slots you see in those old “New York Story” type movies om 42nd street. You remember those, don’t you? (Martin Scorsese filmed Mean Streets there). You just have to go way back before Mayor Rudy Giuliani of New York turned the porn businesses and strip clubs there into theaters to house musical remakes of Disney’s The Lion King… but you get the drift.

The Performers

Anyways, my favorite performers on Chaturbate look like they live in condos in South Carolina or one time I discovered two college students in Germany riding each other and filming it with their expensive video camera but usually, these adult performers are sitting in a carpeted room with no furniture except for a computer desk, so they can gyrate there nether regions in front of their laptop camera. Some were probably cheerleaders in a former life, but can find your own “type” or “angel” logged in 24 hours a day.

Too Many Dildos

I noticed a pink dildo was in almost every performer’s sugar hole. The dildo resembled a small replica model of a Cylon spaceship from the TV show Battlestar Galactica, but study the details of this sex toy and you’ll see a skinny antenna sticking out of their lady business.

“What the fuck is that?” you’ll think as you witness this contraption.

The antenna is for the WiFi connection, so people on the other side of the screen, like me, if I hadn’t sworn myself off using credit cards at adult webcam sites! Don’t worry. It is free to watch; but people with credit cards and who signup for an account can tip the performers with “tokens” and then everybody else watches the video screen “action” that transpires next!

Someone could take them into a “private” session, but mostly no one does this and the performers just rub away on their Notorious V-A-G all day and all night for all of us cheap-ass voyeurs to see.

Other adult performers have specific rules. Like if you want to see “ass play,” “flash my titties,” or have her “blow a kiss,” you gotta ante up and tip a certain number of tokens. The amount of tokens you tip goes up depending on how risqué you want your adult cam girl, guy, or another category to be.

You will hear a bell or a whistle sound notification every time someone deposits tokens and you see this all in the chatbox on the side.

Some performers will literally stop what they’re doing with their pink dildo and with it still in their furburger they’ll type a Thank you! back in the chat, but other performers are too busy “getting off” because tippers can’t stop sending them the tokens needed, sometimes in rapid-fire succession, to make sure those vibration levels go higher and higher!

The Wait Is Not Over

You can wait a long time for some web action. For example, I spent ten minutes or longer waiting for a woman to take her top off once because she wanted to reach a “quota” of how many tokens she got before performing.

When performers make their horny audience wait like that, they receive many insults in the chatbox, but it’s obviously worth it for them because they are there to make money and the less they reveal upfront in the beginning, the more the suspense is built, but honestly, there is rarely an instance where you need to wait for any action because you can scroll and find a different performer in the throes of pleasing themselves while tippers keep sending in those tokens to make that pink dildo in their hoo-haw vibrate, meaning you can literally watch and wait to see if she cums.

Get your own!

I soon discovered anyone can get their hands on one of these pink things yourself by visiting a company called Lovense.com.

The WiFi dildos on sale there range from $99 and up (at the time of this writing) and they even have names like Nora, Lush, Hush, Ambi, Edge, Domi, Osci.

“So how do they work?” you’re wondering.

Okay then. Get this…

So if you wanna simulate sex and vibrate along in real “virtual” time with a webcam performer you could connect your own personal dildo on your side of the computer screen because they have a vibrating sausage wallet for men at Lovense.

You put a USB Bluetooth Adapter into your PC to “connect.” Then you’ll have to download the “Lovense Connect” app to start using your toy.

There’s even a Lovense browser you can download so you can put in your password, your username and once in you’re in there you can set all the levels for your vibration and pleasure.

Then just log into the webcam site and enable that WiFi dildo.

You Lush!

The most popular dildo of all is the neon purplish-pink one called Lush.

A representative from the company, the Director of Sales and Marketing over at Lovense, said this about their most popular product:

“Lush is comfortable, powerful, silent, stays in place, and has one of the most stable and best Bluetooth range of all wearable toys… For cam models, it was the first ‘wearable’ toy they found that could react to tips by completely customizing Lush’s settings through our browser extension. They could wear them while doing other things to make their performances more interesting and far more personalized. It has quickly turned into a staple of many cam shows.”

Bigger! Faster! Harder!

The technology is called “teledildontics” and the term was coined in the 60s and 70s by a man named Theodor Holm “Ted” Nelson.

Teledildonics or cyberdildonics is simply “remote sex” or “remote mutual masturbation tech.”

The sales director at Lovense explained further how the devices “create a telepresent experience through vibrations, compressions, and stroking. This is done by using haptic technology which sends and receives tactile data between toys … which is a fancy way of saying ‘we use technology and software to let someone make a sex toy vibrate.’”

Apparently this is no small feat for a company like Lovense.

“It might sound like a simple idea,” the Lovense representative said, “but to make the whole thing work, we have a large team of programmers, engineers, and customer service reps.”

A long-distance love affair.

But how the hell did this dildo company come into being anyway?

I was informed it was because the mysterious founder of the company, who was really into “tech,” was in a long-distance relationship.

“Him in China and his girlfriend in the UK,” the director in marketing explained, “he wanted to feel closer to her and spent hours searching online, hoping to find an existing product to satisfy their needs. In the end, he couldn’t find anything, so he decided to make his own.”

Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money!

Performers are earning more money than ever. Maybe in adult webcam history as far as we know.

For example, a performer named HyoriCamGirl left a review on the official Lovense website saying she has “tripled her income” as a performer.

Their sales director said, “When I visit trade shows and discuss with them (performers), I often hear that investing in one of our products is usually paid off within one to four hours online.”

In 2015, their second year, the company made about $1.8 million dollars and by the end of 2017, Joris said they were making ten times as much.

Jerk It Out

Despite being a former webcam addict I still have not bought a device from Lovense, but if I had a girlfriend who lived far way I would definitely be buying “his and her” Christmas, Valentine’s Day and Hannakuh gifts for us.

In the end, Lovense and products are a wonder to the imagination and who really knows what pleasurable devices this exciting company will enhance and invent next in the future. Stay tuned or vibed!

Check out teledildontics for yourself at Lovense.com and at the following adult webcam sites: Chaturbate, BlueCam.