#OngoingAdventure: We’re In a Game Show Now
Chosen: try initiating the rules / FAQ by oddly whispering “help?” and “rules, please?” into the ether and hope some instructions for how to select the errors comes out
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Still wondering whether you were dead, you decided the only way to find out was to keep playing the game. Unsure how to actually play, you wipe the droplets from your brow and softly speak into existence:
“help?”
and because you hate awkward silences, you immediately followed up with “rules, please?”.
For some reason, you were hoping that the instructions for how to select the errors will come out, as if you were speaking to Siri on an iPhone and she tries to give you some kind of sassy non-answer.
No sassy Siri emerged, but after what felt like a lifetime, you heard rumbling. With a “pop!” sound, a hat emerged. From that top hat, a rabbit with a bowtie and a bee-shaped tattoo emerged with a booming, talk-show host voice.
“Follow me!” the rabbit bellowed.
Options
- Do not follow the rabbit because you’ll just fall down some rabbit hole and never find out if you’re in hell. Stay put. Play the game.
- Follow the rabbit. Hopefully it brings you somewhere nice and cool so you can finally stop sweating buckets.
- Ask out loud: can rabbits have tattoos? And if so, why is yours of a bee?
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