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173, but it doesn’t mean I shall mention it every other sentence.”</p><p id="c9fa">Her goal is to spread love.</p><p id="2d9b" type="7">“My goal is to spread the love,” she said, “the love of Medium.”</p><p id="67fb">“What will be your first article about, grandma?” I asked, curious as a badger.</p><p id="9d6f">She smiled like a fox and took the time to serve us some more cocoa. She said she would be bold. “I’m going to take a risk, Smillew. I’m going to write an article that will blow people’s minds. It’s going to be hate or love, nothing in between.”</p><p id="04cd">“OOOOOOOH!!! What’s the title?! Tell me, tell me, TELL ME what’s the title!!!”</p><p id="b4f8">“No shouting, Smillew! I will tell you the title but will keep the content secret. It’s called, ‘<b>How I Got 100 Followers in Less Than 42 Hours and 17 Minutes</b>.’ Brilliant, I know.”</p><p id="38a6">I was speechless.</p><p id="467c">My <a href="undefined">grandma</a> is truly a creative <a href="https://readmedium.com/7-signs-you-are-a-misunderstood-genius-aaac3e7ea820">genius</a>.</p><p id="31c0"><i>If you want to spread the love and surprise an old lady, who is too modest to brag and beg, here’s her profile: <a href="undefined">Grandma Smillew</a></i></p><p id="6fb1"><i>But please don’t tell her I sent you; she would be furious!</i></p><div id="a393" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/a-short-cup-of-cocoa-8c83074b5780"> <div> <div> <h2>A Short Cup of Cocoa</h2> <div><h3>The most important thing in my life is my afternoon cup of cocoa. A close second is my grandson, Sm

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illew Rahcuef. I…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*uu1Mac_F1u_JHoO99vcuyA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="7053">Did I tell you she even created two publications?! She’s so industrious!</p><p id="d61a">One is <b>All About M(edium)</b></p><div id="eb43" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/do-you-know-all-about-medium-a9220cfa4736"> <div> <div> <h2>Do You Know All About Medium?</h2> <div><h3>We are here to help</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*sWINuwYfNQyYc2-33EpvVg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="b997">And the other is called <b>Grandma Power</b></p><div id="009c" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/power-to-the-grandmas-bfb6f84c43a7"> <div> <div> <h2>Power to The Grandmas!</h2> <div><h3>Submission guidelines</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*2zqci543-3yYztSvx8bHBw.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

My Grandma Just Joined Medium!!!

I’m so proud of her.

My grandma, side-hustling on Pexels.

She’s so modest; you wouldn’t believe it.

“Don’t tell your followers about me, Smillew. I don’t want to impose on them,” she said over cocoa yesterday. (It’s our daily ritual, we meet and talk about anything from blowjobs to making money online.)

Grandma added she would do Medium the hard way, by writing quality content, instead of begging my followers to follow her. She insisted that she would never organize a fake lottery where anyone who follows her has a chance to win a hot cocoa.

She even refused to boast about her social media and digital marketing career. “That’s just not me, Smillew. I don’t want to brag. You know I never talk about my triple Ph.D. and the fact I graduated top of my class — twice. I might be a genius with an IQ over 173, but it doesn’t mean I shall mention it every other sentence.”

Her goal is to spread love.

“My goal is to spread the love,” she said, “the love of Medium.”

“What will be your first article about, grandma?” I asked, curious as a badger.

She smiled like a fox and took the time to serve us some more cocoa. She said she would be bold. “I’m going to take a risk, Smillew. I’m going to write an article that will blow people’s minds. It’s going to be hate or love, nothing in between.”

“OOOOOOOH!!! What’s the title?! Tell me, tell me, TELL ME what’s the title!!!”

“No shouting, Smillew! I will tell you the title but will keep the content secret. It’s called, ‘How I Got 100 Followers in Less Than 42 Hours and 17 Minutes.’ Brilliant, I know.”

I was speechless.

My grandma is truly a creative genius.

If you want to spread the love and surprise an old lady, who is too modest to brag and beg, here’s her profile: Grandma Smillew

But please don’t tell her I sent you; she would be furious!

Did I tell you she even created two publications?! She’s so industrious!

One is All About M(edium)

And the other is called Grandma Power

Grandma Power
Smillew Is Love
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