Summary

The author describes how practicing yoga led to an enhanced sexual experience, culminating in receiving the best blowjob of their life while performing a headstand.

Abstract

The narrative begins with the author attributing the start of their yoga practice to a girlfriend who was both a practitioner and teacher of yoga. The physical and sexual benefits of yoga are highlighted, with the author noting the increased flexibility and strength it brought to their partner, leading to improved intimacy. The turning point occurs during a vacation when the author, waiting for their partner, practices yoga naked and achieves a headstand with an erection. This leads to an unforgettable sexual experience when the partner playfully gives them a blowjob in this upside-down position. The author emphasizes the importance of core and upper body strength for maintaining balance during such activities and suggests that sharing the goal of achieving a 'blowjob-belt-level headstand' can be a fun challenge for couples. The article concludes with a warning about the need for confidence and stability in headstands to avoid injury, and a humorous nod to the topic of self-sucking.

Opinions

Yoga can positively influence one's sex life by increasing flexibility and strength.
The author finds the idea of practicing yoga naked and the subsequent sexual encounter to be both exciting and humorous.
Achieving a headstand with an erection and receiving oral sex in that position is portrayed as a pinnacle sexual experience.
The author believes that setting a shared goal of mastering yoga poses, like the headstand, can be a bonding experience for couples.
The experience of receiving head during a headstand is described as full of new sensations and a way to give control to the partner.
There is an emphasis on the importance of being adept at headstands to ensure safety when combining yoga with sexual activity.
The author recommends yoga for its health benefits and the unique sexual experiences it can enable.

Yoga Gave Me the Best Blowjob of My Life

No, it wasn’t ‘self-suck,’ I can’t do it (yet).

A portrait of the artist as a yogi by Author

As usual, it all started with a girlfriend. You wouldn’t believe the number of habits, good and bad, that I started thanks to (or because of) my dates. How far can proximity and similarity bring you?

Anyway, she was an avid yoga practitioner and a yoga teacher to be. She was fit, strong, and very flexible. It made for interesting and exciting sex in the bedroom. And it was hot outside of the bedroom as well. Yoga is hot, but watching your girlfriend practice yoga in the living room is hotter.

And when she first showed me YouTube videos of her favorite teachers (check-out Kino yoga for amazing stuff), I watched them more as an opening to a soft-porn movie than as a tutorial for a stronger core and more flexible back.

It works both ways. Yoga is opening your chakras (metaphorically or not) and brings additional possibilities and dimensions to your sex life. That certainly is what happened in my case.

The best blowjob of my life — how it happened.

We were on vacation; sea, sun, and lazy afternoon sex. Also, lazy morning sex. And other times of the day sex. The kind of vacation we all like.

Picture this. We’re back from the beach, cooling down in our beachfront bungalow (which happens to be a studio apartment with no view a good 15-minute walk away from the beach but let me skip that part).

I’ve taken my shower already, and my partner is in the bathroom, taking her time. I strike a few yoga poses; to relax. In the back of my mind, I know that I’m just waiting for her to come out to start snuggling and having lazy afternoon sex (in my opinion, the best sex that is).

The idea moves from the back of my mind to the front of my shorts.

It gets uncomfortable, and I remove them; I’m only anticipating what is bound to happen in five minutes. I keep on practicing. That might be the first time I’m doing so naked. It doesn’t make much difference (as long as you’re in the middle of your bedroom).

I’ve got a hard-on; I go into headstand, wondering if the blood will go down and my sex limp because I’m standing upside down. It doesn’t. I move on to another pose with more ideas popping up at the back of my head, like, what if she finds me upside down with my dick hard when she comes out of the bathroom.

Of course, that’s how she finds me when she does come out. And, thank goodness, she’s in a playful mood and gives me the best blowjob of my life.

How I got there.

I trained something around 6 months to manage headstands to the ‘blowjob belt level.’ It means I can hold a headstand for 5 minutes. I can do them on any ground, outside or inside — it doesn’t matter; I’m very stable.

Turning things upside down is a habit of mine. I like the mind twists and play-on-words. I love the sixty-nine position, whether on top or not. So, headstands and putting my head down were the natural way to go.

It’s not easy. It depends on how strong your core and upper body are. If you can already do twenty push-ups in a row, then the headstand shouldn’t be too difficult.

Flexibility is not much of an issue, it’s more about balance. That’s why a strong core and arms make it easier, more stability and higher ability to maintain the equilibrium stable. Even when slightly disturbed, for example, by someone giving you head and playing with your private parts.

Why you should try yoga (and receiving head during headstands).

I won’t go over the many health benefits of yoga. Here are some additional reasons to train your body and mind for ‘blowjob-belt-level headstands’.

It’s a mid-term horizon goal you can share with your partner.

You can even make it a fun challenge: the first one to get to the level receives head.

It’s full of new sensations.

The sensations are different. The view is different. For men, your partner has easy access to play with your balls and anus at the same time.

Above all, you give up control to your partner.

While in headstand, your hands and arms are nailed into place, your partner can do anything they want with your sex; you won’t be able to control it.

It’s fun, it creates a relaxed climate, and you’ll be more willing to try new things after this one.

If you (or your partner) are a bit shy about trying new things in the bedroom, this is a great start. You never will look more ridiculous than waiting in a headstand for someone to give you head. After that experience, the whole having sex thing will be less serious and more fun.

WARNING!

Be 100% confident in your headstand abilities before trying this position. You could lose balance and fall on your partner, your partner could push you the wrong way, and you could hurt your neck, etc. …

Again, when I tried this for the first time, I was able to stay in headstand for 5 minutes, I could stay in position while moving my legs up and down or to the sides (doing a split of some sort) and could do it outside on grass or whatever soft surface.

Ps: On the topic of self-sucking, check out this funny piece by the funny lady Christine Stevens.