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on></figcaption></figure><p id="6ed3">Amazing. I’m too immoral under the eyes of the CEO. One who grabbed women by the pussy, cheated on his wife with a porn star, and <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/15/trump-media-investigated-possible-money-laundering?CMP=share_btn_tw">raped teens on Jeffrey Epstein’s island</a>.</p><p id="2780">I followed up with them, and this was their response.</p><figure id="bc8a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*oPs5To0rJnR953KClOwwRg.png"><figcaption>Text as small as Trump’s penis.</figcaption></figure><p id="8d9b">Here’s what it says</p><blockquote id="08d4"><p><i>Your Truth Social account was banned for violating our <a href="https://help.truthsocial.com/legal/terms-of-service/">Terms of Service</a>.</i></p></blockquote><blockquote id="a523"><p><i>In particular, our AI determined that you violated Section 8 Prohibited Activities: “5.) your Contributions are not unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, pyramid schemes, chain letters, spam, mass mailings, or other forms of solicitation.”</i></p></blockquote><p id="cc9f">How could I be promoting materials, spam, or unauthorized advertising? I only write the truth! I clicked on the purple <i>“Publish Truth” </i>button, so everything I say is fact!</p><p id="bf35">That being said, I am very surprised that they found my truth “egregious.” Who knew that the admins of Truth Social couldn’t handle the truth? This triggers Jack Nicholson’s rage.</p><p id="5bbc">I naturally followed back with a response.</p><blockquote id="a570"><p><i>With all due respect, there’s nothing I’m promoting or spamming.</i></p></blockquote><blockquote id="dd84"><p><i>I share the truth just like everyone else on the platform. Yet, I’m kicked out for promoting facts.</i></p></blockquote><blockquote id="562b"><p><i>I’ve seen people share anti-vaccination messages or pyramid schemes to invest in NFTs. I’ve seen fake reports of Joe Biden being a lesbian, Hunter Biden being a meth head, and Raphael Edward Cruz being a self-respecting smart man.</i></p></blockquote><blockquote id="1df4"><p><i>So I’ll ask again. What’s wrong with my facts?</i></p></blockquote><p id="a895">I’ve yet to hear from them.</p><p id="ba2f">Anyways, below are the articles I posted on Truth Social.</p><figure id="5eb8"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*Lco-ilxHbAHiQE34FsAs1w.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="24d6"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*T8-CCafEG_RZsN6ujDaT9w.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="3e38"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*yfYt-lZccYFOOo6vnphFpw.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="3f04"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*md_vJBtnoAlTcptKnKfNhQ.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="72f9"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*mtDWX9cpOtW0TQFYSMpZmQ.png"><figcaption>Click on images to read articles.</figcaption></figure><p id="55ac">I have no idea why I was banned.</p><p id="7fa5">But I’m impressed at my power. I created a Truth Social account in January 8, 2023. They couldn’t handle me for 2 months.</p><p id="91aa">I want an award for this accomplishment. I want a golden statue of Sacha Baron Cohen!</p><p id="cfcc">In the meantime, I’ll bow down to our free speech overlord, Elon Musk. As of now, <a href="https://twitter.com/EllieSalvaje">I’m still on the platform.</a> Despite many butthurt MAGAs’ attempts to silence me.</p><figure id="a922"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*aMJBR4_HT7oiTuKbYdlp7Q.png"><figcaption>It’s been almost a month, Wayne. I’m still going strong.</figcaption></figure><p id="c0a6">However, all hope is not lost on Truth Social. I can still create another fake profile on Trump’s

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social media and post more.</p><p id="ca52">The question is, what should I name my new Truth Social handle?</p><ul><li>IvankaDaddy</li><li>MicroTrumPene</li><li>VaticanPriestLookingForDiscreteAltarBoyFun</li></ul><p id="4210">~ Ellie Salvaje</p><p id="ed1e">— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —</p><p id="c0aa">Thanks for reading!</p><p id="b1a4">If you desire black comedy and political humor, see my profile’s Table of Contents page.</p><div id="1813" class="link-block"> <a href="https://elliesalvaje.medium.com/read-this-post-before-continuing-to-peruse-my-blog-fb2cbf71e2d8"> <div> <div> <h2>ELLIE SALVAJE’S TABLE OF CONTENTS</h2> <div><h3>Read this post before perusing my blog.</h3></div> <div><p>elliesalvaje.medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*OyJgmHqksSEL0-d6XXML7Q.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="1966">If you’re a new user on Medium and feel that I’m funny enough to binge all my content in one day, subscribe to me.</p><div id="2bc6" class="link-block"> <a href="https://elliesalvaje.medium.com/subscribe"> <div> <div> <h2>So you like dark humor and satire, but don’t want to pay the Medium membership fee</h2> <div><h3>No worries, I’ve been broke as well. Please don’t prostitute yourself. Just subscribe to get my emails for free whenever I publish. </h3></div> <div><p>elliesalvaje.medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*Y6gNJR6N4ghVsM0-)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="1bc7">Seriously. Please follow me. I desperately need money to pay off my debts to the Yakuza.</p><h2 id="9189">View more pieces from The Haven</h2><div id="7549" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/how-to-be-an-alpha-male-eef1c7e2adc6"> <div> <div> <h2>How To Be An Alpha Male</h2> <div><h3>Become the man you were always meant to be</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*7SOjj-Y6UY9003HZ)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="040c" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/republicans-blast-john-fetterman-for-taking-an-extended-leave-of-absence-to-distribute-meth-1bb8b63792d0"> <div> <div> <h2>Republicans Blast John Fetterman For Taking An Extended Leave Of Absence To Distribute Meth</h2> <div><h3>Breaking Braddock</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*QOkPb2AYfdCP3Oc6vO9v7A.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="262a" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/medium-i-apologize-for-calling-you-racist-24383a3f1b80"> <div> <div> <h2>Medium, I Apologize For Calling You Racist</h2> <div><h3>Is make-up sex still on the table?</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*9B8u0y4ZZqb-LxHX)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

OPINION

I Posted On Donald Trump’s Free Speech Platform Truth Social…And Got Banned

So much for free speech

Photo by visuals on Unsplash

UPDATE: I’ve been unbanned from the platform. Response here.

How did we get here? Let’s go back to the top.

I’ve created a burner account on Truth Social. Yes, the social network Donald Trump created after he got banned from Twitter. The same one that is kept afloat by Russia.

However. I didn’t post under my name Ellie Salvaje. I posted under a fake email and name. No, I won’t post the fake name here. The name is so generic that there’s definitely another person on the Internet with the same name as this one. Naturally, I don’t want that person to be harassed for no reason. After all, Matt Smith gets harassed enough on Game of Thrones…oops.

But I did use a real picture for my profile (see below).

Sacha Baron Cohen from Vox.

But why did I create a Truth Social account? I could promote my pieces on any other social media site. I could troll MAGAmorons on any other site and get FAR MORE enjoyment!

Seriously, trolling the MAGAmorons on Truth Social is like beating 12-year olds on Call of Duty. Hard to have fun when all users respond to my creative insults with the generic “You’re a sad loser with no friends” or “You’re so gay.”

It’s 2023. Now, being “gay” means you’re happy, joyful, fun to be around, cultured, and stylish. In other words, what it actually meant before homophobes changed its meaning.

Furthermore, I see nothing wrong with enjoying cock a bit much. After all, I am on a high-protein diet. More gains, more chicken. Gym rats are incredibly gay. You think male body builders put on more muscles for the ladies? They do so to impress other male gym goers. How gay is that?

But I digress.

I wanted to post my truth on Truth Social because it promised me no censorship. I bought into Trump’s free speech mission. Despite the 1000 lies the scam artist told beforehand, I chose to believe he was speaking the truth this time.

Turns out I’m no better than those MAGAmorons who also believed in Trump’s promises.

On March 8, 2023, I got this email from Truth Social.

Amazing. I’m too immoral under the eyes of the CEO. One who grabbed women by the pussy, cheated on his wife with a porn star, and raped teens on Jeffrey Epstein’s island.

I followed up with them, and this was their response.

Text as small as Trump’s penis.

Here’s what it says

Your Truth Social account was banned for violating our Terms of Service.

In particular, our AI determined that you violated Section 8 Prohibited Activities: “5.) your Contributions are not unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, pyramid schemes, chain letters, spam, mass mailings, or other forms of solicitation.”

How could I be promoting materials, spam, or unauthorized advertising? I only write the truth! I clicked on the purple “Publish Truth” button, so everything I say is fact!

That being said, I am very surprised that they found my truth “egregious.” Who knew that the admins of Truth Social couldn’t handle the truth? This triggers Jack Nicholson’s rage.

I naturally followed back with a response.

With all due respect, there’s nothing I’m promoting or spamming.

I share the truth just like everyone else on the platform. Yet, I’m kicked out for promoting facts.

I’ve seen people share anti-vaccination messages or pyramid schemes to invest in NFTs. I’ve seen fake reports of Joe Biden being a lesbian, Hunter Biden being a meth head, and Raphael Edward Cruz being a self-respecting smart man.

So I’ll ask again. What’s wrong with my facts?

I’ve yet to hear from them.

Anyways, below are the articles I posted on Truth Social.

Click on images to read articles.

I have no idea why I was banned.

But I’m impressed at my power. I created a Truth Social account in January 8, 2023. They couldn’t handle me for 2 months.

I want an award for this accomplishment. I want a golden statue of Sacha Baron Cohen!

In the meantime, I’ll bow down to our free speech overlord, Elon Musk. As of now, I’m still on the platform. Despite many butthurt MAGAs’ attempts to silence me.

It’s been almost a month, Wayne. I’m still going strong.

However, all hope is not lost on Truth Social. I can still create another fake profile on Trump’s social media and post more.

The question is, what should I name my new Truth Social handle?

  • IvankaDaddy
  • MicroTrumPene
  • VaticanPriestLookingForDiscreteAltarBoyFun

~ Ellie Salvaje

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