Horny Halloweeners Busted

Summary

The article recounts three unrelated incidents where individuals engaged in inappropriate or illegal behavior related to Halloween costumes and celebrations, leading to their arrests for various charges including theft, public indecency, and drunk driving.

Abstract

The "Horny Halloweeners Busted" article details the misadventures of three men whose Halloween escapades took a turn for the worse, resulting in legal consequences. Matthew Blake Dixon was caught stealing a sexy referee costume from a store in Oklahoma City, while Nigel Smith was arrested for public indecency after being caught masturbating in a Halloween store in Portland. Ross McDonald's Halloween ended with a drunk driving charge after he was found driving on the wrong side of the road with a fake penis accessory, attempting to eat toilet paper to manipulate a Breathalyzer test. These cases highlight the potential for Halloween's risqué atmosphere to lead to poor decisions and serious legal repercussions.

Opinions

The author, Kiki Wellington, implies a humorous yet cautionary tone about the consequences of letting Halloween's liberating spirit lead to reckless behavior.
The article suggests that the consumption of alcohol may have been a contributing factor in the poor decision-making of the individuals involved, as indicated by Matthew Blake Dixon's admission of making bad choices when drinking and Ross McDonald's attempt to alter his Breathalyzer results.
The incidents are presented as examples of how the normally festive and fun nature of Halloween can escalate into situations that are far from harmless, underscoring the importance of personal responsibility and respect for the law even during holidays.

When Halloween treats lead to rap sheets

For many of us, Halloween can be one of the most fun nights of the year — and one of the horniest. But for some people, a horny Halloween does not end with fun in the bedroom. Here are three cases of Halloween celebrations that instead ended in a cell.

A police officer observed a “very noticeable wet spot….”

Costume Thief Makes Bad Call

Perhaps Matthew Blake Dixon wanted to officiate some Halloween festivities in the bedroom and needed the perfect outfit to do it. So of course, the solution to that problem was to steal a sexy referee costume worth $34.99 from the Party Galaxy store in Oklahoma City. While it wasn’t clear if Dixon actually planned to wear the halter dress and socks that made up the costume himself when he stuffed them down his pants and tried to make off with the merchandise, it is clear that he was intoxicated and, as he said after his arrest, he “always makes bad choices when he drinks.”

Smells Like Peen Spirit

From naughty nurses to wild witches, there’s no denying that Halloween costumes can be sexy. So it’s not surprising that Nigel Smith got hot and bothered when he perused the products at the Spirit Halloween Superstore in Portland. However, instead of waiting to do his business at home, Smith decided he would start “whacking off” as he admired “photos of women on the packaging of Halloween costumes.” In fact, he was having so much fun in the store that a police officer observed a “very noticeable wet spot on the front of [Smith’s] grey sweat shorts, directly in front of his genitals” when he was arrested. Smith was charged with public indecency, as well as assault because he bit the store employee that confronted him about his lewd behavior.

Weird Science

What do you do when the police catch you on Halloween night driving on the wrong side of the road wearing a trench coat and “a piece of cloth that looked like a penis”? If you’re an “extremely confused,” speech slurring Ross McDonald, you claim that you only had two drinks at a bar you can’t remember. Then you attempt to beat a Breathalyzer test with a scientific method only you seem to know exists — eating toilet paper before taking the test. However, despite his weird science, McDonald still had a blood alcohol level of .165 — twice Iowa’s legal limit — and was charged with third-offense drunken driving.

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Sources:

Sanchez, C. (2015, November 5). Man eats toilet paper to avoid DUI. FOX 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul. https://www.fox9.com/news/man-eats-toilet-paper-to-avoid-dui

Horny Halloweeners Busted

When Halloween treats lead to rap sheets

Costume Thief Makes Bad Call

Smells Like Peen Spirit

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