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Am I the Best Writer on This Platform ?— Um… No

Do I know how to make a criminal amount of money from the least words written? — Yes!

Do I sweat more blood than any other writer? — probably not

Do I toil longer and harder than any other writer? — Again, no.

Do I make the most money? — Not on your life.

Do I know how to make a criminal amount of money from the least words written? — Yes!

It’s not books or blogging. It’s not copywriting or colouring books. It’s not non-fiction or novels. It’s not poems or writing platforms.

Its ransom notes:

Yeah — ransom notes.

Ten words = £1,000 a word. Beat that J.K. Rowling.

Or you could pop into a bank with this note :

I reckon that could get you as much as £50k. There are only nine words so that works out at £5,555 per word.

Come on, that’s useful information right there!

However

If you are honest like me, you stick to writing about what makes you curious — plus we don’t want to end up in jail, do we?

My curiosity takes me to delightful places, introduces me to fascinating people and leads me to write extraordinarily gripping articles, sprinkled with dollops of humour.

Here’s the proof:

Best by a mile

The Single Most Important Thing for Losing Weight

You Can Predict How Long You Will Live in 10 Seconds or Less

Will Smith’s Life Advice Actually Works

Reader’s favourites

It’s Whackadoodle Over There — This is the Most American Shit Ever

What’s the Worst Thing that Happens When You Grow Old

The Funniest Man on the Planet Has the Best Life Advice Too

What is the Most Common Subject Studied by American Billionaires?

Bitcoin Has One Big Flaw and You Can’t Deny It

The Six Productivity Hacks Elon Musk Sent To His Staff

I had to laugh when I compared it to what we did in the police.

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