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href="https://readmedium.com/dont-try-this-at-home-the-penile-edition-999d0c76d732">penis</a>! I can’t believe I’m 18 and this is my first time actually seeing one. I’m not sure it looks how I expected it to. But I guess it’s nice. Does he really need a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0040XYBDK/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=sexwithkiki-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B0040XYBDK&linkId=38896dcfbfa6d169f64e87819ebbab50">Magnum</a>* though?</p><p id="d18d">10. Okay, here it is. I’m going to have sex! People can finally stop bugging me about being a virgin now.</p><p id="30f0">11. Has it started yet?</p><p id="4066">12. No, really…has it started yet?</p><p id="b46e">13. “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A">When you shake your ass, they notice fast, and some mistakes were built to last….</a>”</p><p id="5151">14. I really don’t feel anything.</p><p id="483d">15. I’m supposed to feel something, right?</p><p id="e4db">16. 10, 11, 12, 13…how many tiles does this dorm ceiling actually have?</p><p id="e2ca">17. He seems to be working hard and enjoying himself, so I guess it started.</p><p id="bc4b">18. Maybe I should make some noises. He seems so into it, I don’t want him to think he’s doing anything wrong. I guess I could moan a little bit so he thinks I’m enjoying this.</p><p id="e80e">19. 39, 40, 41…oh, shit, did I count that one already? I guess I should start over.</p><p id="3d63">20. He seems to be done. I don’t even think we got through a whole song. I thought it was supposed to last longer than <i>this</i>.</p><p id="338b">21. Is this it? Is this what all the fuss is about?</p><p id="505b">22. Oh, no, he’s asking me if I had an orgasm! If I had one, I think I would know it. Right? I guess I should tell him I did so he doesn’t feel bad.</p><p id="43d4">23. I hope he believes me! I guess I should have tried to sell it more. But I did make noise when he was doing it; that has to count for something.</p><p id="4fcc">24. He’s asleep already? Is this how it’s supposed to go? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5….</p><p id="b6c9">25. I hope this gets better because if this

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is all there is to it, I may just join that convent my friends accused me of being in because I was still a virgin.</p><p id="7c9d">*This article contains affiliate links.</p><p id="9f0c"><b><i>More from Kiki Wellington:</i></b></p><div id="79f1" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/15-things-he-thought-while-taking-my-virginity-e28d42fdd639"> <div> <div> <h2>15 Things He Thought While Taking My Virginity</h2> <div><h3>Is she looking at me or the ceiling?</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*b0wfiFPWz8Hh0xCy2QDKng.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="b7ff" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-real-reason-i-refused-to-give-you-oral-sex-fellatio-7aa9be2b4878"> <div> <div> <h2>The Real Reason I Refused to Suck Your Dick</h2> <div><h3>And no, gag reflex and a cold had nothing to do with it</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*BeyYfCrDnBMteZ5c)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="b6b8" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/that-time-the-obscene-phone-caller-hung-up-on-me-bad-phone-sex-f17b74858958"> <div> <div> <h2>That Time the Obscene Phone Caller Hung Up on Me</h2> <div><h3>If you’re going to dirty talk strangers, you’d better be good at it</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*Mti0_iTA2BFq1BUyVk-yfg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

25 Things I Thought While Losing My Virginity

No, really…has it started yet?

1. Wow, this is it, huh? I can’t believe I’m actually alone with him after all this time. I’ve had a crush on him for so long, it’s about time.

2. He has such a nice smile. I feel like I could just melt into a puddle right here on the bed. I’m going to have to thank my friend for introducing us.

3. Oh, he’s putting on Listen Without Prejudice! I love this CD so much! He’s so sweet to remember that.

4. Our first kiss! It’s so much better than I hoped it would be!

5. He wants to do what? Cunni-what? I hope he doesn’t think I’m stupid for not knowing what that is. He’s already taken off my clothes, so I guess I should try it.

6. Oh, this is nice, I like this cunni thing. Whoever invented this was onto something.

7. Wonder if this oral stuff counts as actual sex. I’m not sure. A girl on my floor says she’s a virgin, but she has butt sex all the time. Maybe it really doesn’t count.

8. He’s taking his underwear off now.

9. Wow, that’s a real-life penis! I can’t believe I’m 18 and this is my first time actually seeing one. I’m not sure it looks how I expected it to. But I guess it’s nice. Does he really need a Magnum* though?

10. Okay, here it is. I’m going to have sex! People can finally stop bugging me about being a virgin now.

11. Has it started yet?

12. No, really…has it started yet?

13. “When you shake your ass, they notice fast, and some mistakes were built to last….”

14. I really don’t feel anything.

15. I’m supposed to feel something, right?

16. 10, 11, 12, 13…how many tiles does this dorm ceiling actually have?

17. He seems to be working hard and enjoying himself, so I guess it started.

18. Maybe I should make some noises. He seems so into it, I don’t want him to think he’s doing anything wrong. I guess I could moan a little bit so he thinks I’m enjoying this.

19. 39, 40, 41…oh, shit, did I count that one already? I guess I should start over.

20. He seems to be done. I don’t even think we got through a whole song. I thought it was supposed to last longer than this.

21. Is this it? Is this what all the fuss is about?

22. Oh, no, he’s asking me if I had an orgasm! If I had one, I think I would know it. Right? I guess I should tell him I did so he doesn’t feel bad.

23. I hope he believes me! I guess I should have tried to sell it more. But I did make noise when he was doing it; that has to count for something.

24. He’s asleep already? Is this how it’s supposed to go? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5….

25. I hope this gets better because if this is all there is to it, I may just join that convent my friends accused me of being in because I was still a virgin.

*This article contains affiliate links.

More from Kiki Wellington:

15 Things He Thought While Taking My Virginity

Is she looking at me or the ceiling?

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The Real Reason I Refused to Suck Your Dick

And no, gag reflex and a cold had nothing to do with it

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That Time the Obscene Phone Caller Hung Up on Me

If you’re going to dirty talk strangers, you’d better be good at it

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