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m by yourself.” -Pawan Mishra</p><p id="a47f">12. “Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.” -Phil Gramm

“Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.” -Nicky Gumbel</p><p id="1307">14. “This morning when I put on my underwear, I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.” -Rodney Dangerfield</p><p id="fc40">15. “Don’t judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn’t do my laundry.” -Michelle Obama</p><figure id="d99c"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*zepMge9SLQyksbkOp53b-A.jpeg"><figcaption>Photo by <a href="https://depositphotos.com/portfolio-9057096.html?content=photo">barvart</a> on <a href="https://depositphotos.com/466368544/stock-photo-watercolor-lingerie-hand-draw-underwear.html">DepositPhotos</a></figcaption></figure><p id="1048">16. “Do you not know? No Sicilian will wear underwear for five months. It is just too hot. Oh, the day in September when you have to put on your underwear!” -Philip Hensher</p><p id="d9d2">17. “I never thought I’d be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.” -Fiona Apple</p><p id="5cea">18. “Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.” -Helen Nielsen</p><p id="163c">19. “My mother was right: When you’ve got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.” -Jane Birkin</p><p id="2dc7">20. “She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.” -Melina Marchetta</p><p id="18a1">21. “It’s a kilt, dumbass. It’s only a skirt if I’m wearing underwear.” -Damon Suede</p><p id="2f74">22. “Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.” -John Kenneth Galbraith</p><p id="d861">23. “Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire.” -H. Jackson Brown, Jr.</p><p id="d2b2">24. “I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.” -Emo Philips</p><p id="1327">25. “Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.” -Ray Bradbury</p><p id="04b9">Do you love quotes? Then check out my publication, <a href="https://medium.com/i-quote-therefore-i-am"><i>I quote, therefore I am.</i></a>, for quotes about a variety of topics.</p><p id="927d"><b><i>More from Kiki Wellington:</i></b></p><div id="a5a0" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/underwear-and-crime-b39ee8f09899"> <div> <div> <h2>The Underwear Files</h2> <div><h3>5 times unmentionables led to crime blotter mentions</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p

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    </div><p id="4447"><b>Sources:</b></p><p id="0beb"><i>National Underwear Day</i>. Freshpair. <a href="https://www.freshpair.com/pages/national-underwear-day">https://www.freshpair.com/pages/national-underwear-day</a></p><p id="0c82"><i>NATIONAL UNDERWEAR DAY</i>. National Day Calendar. <a href="https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-underwear-day-august-5/">https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-underwear-day-august-5/</a></p><p id="f1f9"><i>Quotes about Underwear</i>. Quote Master. <a href="https://www.quotemaster.org/Underwear">https://www.quotemaster.org/Underwear</a></p><p id="862f"><i>Underwear Quotes</i>. A-Z Quotes. <a href="https://www.azquotes.com/quotes/topics/underwear.html">https://www.azquotes.com/quotes/topics/underwear.html</a></p><p id="2fba"><i>Underwear Quotes</i>. BrainyQuote. <a href="https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/underwear-quotes">https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/underwear-quotes</a></p><p id="6ce1"><i>Underwear Quotes</i>. Goodreads. <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/underwear">https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/underwear</a></p><p id="ac9c"><i>Underwear Sayings and Quotes</i>. Wise Sayings. <a href="https://www.wisesayings.com/underwear-quotes/">https://www.wisesayings.com/underwear-quotes/</a></p></article></body>

25 Quotes for National Underwear Day

Embrace your underwear on August 5

If you’re like me, you probably don’t spend a lot of time thinking about underwear, let alone celebrating it — no matter how sexy your panties may be. However, if you’re more enthusiastic about your undergarments than I am, you may want to celebrate National Underwear Day on August 5. These 25 quotes are to recognize your underwear’s special day, which was founded by online retailer Freshpair in 2003 “as a way for everyone to embrace their underwear with confidence.”

1. “You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate — hell, you’ll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk.” -Molly Harper

2. “You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.” -Rachel Bilson

3. “Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.” -Veronica Webb

4. “Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.” -Jean Harlow

5. “There was no dignified way to answer a question about your underwear.” -Tom Perotta

6. “Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.” -Jill Conner Browne

7. “I think there’s something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend’s T-shirt and underwear.” -Calvin Klein 8. “In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men’s underwear.” -Julia Child

9. “From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.” -Bertolt Brecht

10. “I like to wear my underwear because I like to make a statement about who I am.” -Anthony T. Hincks

11. “There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself.” -Pawan Mishra

12. “Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.” -Phil Gramm 13. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.” -Nicky Gumbel

14. “This morning when I put on my underwear, I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.” -Rodney Dangerfield

15. “Don’t judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn’t do my laundry.” -Michelle Obama

16. “Do you not know? No Sicilian will wear underwear for five months. It is just too hot. Oh, the day in September when you have to put on your underwear!” -Philip Hensher

17. “I never thought I’d be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.” -Fiona Apple

18. “Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.” -Helen Nielsen

19. “My mother was right: When you’ve got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.” -Jane Birkin

20. “She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.” -Melina Marchetta

21. “It’s a kilt, dumbass. It’s only a skirt if I’m wearing underwear.” -Damon Suede

22. “Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.” -John Kenneth Galbraith

23. “Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire.” -H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

24. “I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.” -Emo Philips

25. “Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.” -Ray Bradbury

Do you love quotes? Then check out my publication, I quote, therefore I am., for quotes about a variety of topics.

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Sources:

National Underwear Day. Freshpair. https://www.freshpair.com/pages/national-underwear-day

NATIONAL UNDERWEAR DAY. National Day Calendar. https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-underwear-day-august-5/

Quotes about Underwear. Quote Master. https://www.quotemaster.org/Underwear

Underwear Quotes. A-Z Quotes. https://www.azquotes.com/quotes/topics/underwear.html

Underwear Quotes. BrainyQuote. https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/underwear-quotes

Underwear Quotes. Goodreads. https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/underwear

Underwear Sayings and Quotes. Wise Sayings. https://www.wisesayings.com/underwear-quotes/